three times they kissed (and one time they didn't)

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• ...oh. by erudipitous

  Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  15 May 2019

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  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gytha "Nanny" Ogg/Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax
  • Gytha "Nanny" Ogg
  • Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax
  • Unrequited Crush
  • Asexual Character
  • past ridcully/esme weatherwax
  • First Kiss
  • look this is gytha ogg realizing she likes girls
  • and esme weatherwax realizing she's aroace
  • tbh it's not really romantic shipping
  • esmerelda weatherwax is the most aroace character I've read in my life yall
  • "you mean... sexual attraction actually exists????"
  • young gytha ogg
  • young esmerelda weatherwax

  Summary

  Young Esme doesn't get why people like kissing. Gytha offers to show her. It doesn't go the way either of them expect.

  Series

  • Part 1 of three times they kissed (and one time they didn't)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,226

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  77

  Bookmarks:

  7

  Hits:

  474

• I ATEN'T DEAD by erudipitous

  Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  08 Jul 2019

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gytha "Nanny" Ogg/Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax
  • Gytha "Nanny" Ogg & Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax
  • Gytha "Nanny" Ogg
  • Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax
  • Nanny Gripes
  • (mentioned)
  • Asexual Character
  • generally embarrassing situation
  • also this is very much a platonic ship
  • Queerplatonic Relationships
  • Developing Relationship
  • very mild noncon (someone is kissed while unconscious)
  • but don't worry they work it out

  Summary

  And this would be why Esme always carries a sign so people know she's not dead when she's out Borrowing.

  Series

  • Part 2 of three times they kissed (and one time they didn't)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,297

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  55

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  361

• you came by erudipitous

  Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  11 Nov 2019

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gytha "Nanny" Ogg/Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax
  • Gytha "Nanny" Ogg & Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax
  • Gytha "Nanny" Ogg
  • Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax
  • Asexual Character
  • Asexual Relationship
  • young nanny ogg
  • young granny weatherwax
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • this one's kind of a drabble sorry bout that
  • that aroace mood
  • of being terrified your friends are leaving you because they're all getting married
  • and you'll be left behind

  Summary

  Esme does something stupidly heroic, as usual. Gytha comes to pick up the pieces.

  Series

  • Part 3 of three times they kissed (and one time they didn't)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  353

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  64

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  337

• the last time (hold me close) by erudipitous

  Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, Gen
  • Complete Work

  08 Oct 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gytha "Nanny" Ogg & Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax
  • Gytha "Nanny" Ogg/Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax
  • Gytha "Nanny" Ogg
  • Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax
  • You the Cat (Discworld)
  • Greebo (Discworld)
  • Implied/Referenced Character Death
  • Asexual Character
  • Aromantic
  • Queerplatonic Relationships
  • Nanny Ogg gives the best hugs I don't make the rules
  • Lesbian Character
  • Platonic Life Partners

  Summary

  Granny Weatherwax is going to die soon. Nanny Ogg thinks about their life together, Granny has a Realization, and they talk about stuff.
  Not tooth-rotting fluff (they're both too down-to-earth for that) but lots of quiet affection and platonic feels.

  Series

  • Part 4 of three times they kissed (and one time they didn't)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,568

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  66

  Bookmarks:

  8

  Hits:

  317