Tailored Temptations
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Aziraphale in all of his days as a costume designer never faced temptation quite as strong as working with Anthony J Crowley.
Aziraphale actually prided himself on his ability to not gawk over the various celebrities that stand in his office mostly naked as he ensures the proper fit of their garments. He has had the biggest names in Hollywood in his office. He has measured the inseam of countless beautiful people. And it has never affected him the way Crowley does.
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- Part 1 of Tailored Temptations
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In a word, Crowley was tired. And today, he was exhausted. He was pulled away from practice essentially the second it was over. Beelzebub babbling in his ear about where he was going and what he could and couldn’t tell the interviewer. He wasn’t even given a coffee after practice. Sometimes they are especially cruel.
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- Part 2 of Tailored Temptations
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“Angel, you know I joke. But I love your tartan. This is all wrong.” He says surprisingly softly. He looks over Aziraphale and it just looks- wrong. He is wearing black dress pants instead of the usual khakis, and has a dark blue button down with a black tie. It isn’t that Aziraphale objectively looks bad. But Crowley knows Aziraphale would never choose it for himself. “You normally look so.. you and this is so not you.”
Aziraphale blushes lightly. “Oh- uh thank you I guess. You really don’t think the tartan is bad?”
“No! I like it, angel. Suits you. Not to mention tartan can be stylish. Chanel has done tartan lines before.”
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- Part 3 of Tailored Temptations
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Crowley hissed softly under his breath as he was handed a new outfit- again. At this rate he was going to be stuck at this photo shoot for hours. He took the neatly folded pile of clothes from the most likely underpaid assistant and raised them up to look at them. He turned to the assistant and gave her a confused face. “Where are the pants?”
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- Part 4 of Tailored Temptations
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Chiffon and the Chorus by CruelBeauty
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Oct 2019
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Crowley takes a deep shuddering breath. He feels like he wants to cry again but he refuses. “I just- I can’t believe. They invaded my- our privacy like that. They intruded on us. On that moment. That’s not even mentioning the fallout that is going to happen.”
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- Part 5 of Tailored Temptations
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People who are in the industry often know the true personalities of actors and other famous people despite not being able to say. Tom Hiddleston is as nice as he seems, Ariana Grande is ruder than she seems, Lady Gaga is funnier, and Tom Hanks is exactly what you think.
Crowley is one of the weird cases where despite his overwhelmingly negative perception from the public, people in the industry love working with him. He can be stubborn sometimes but usually only for good reason, and usually only if it involves one of the other actors or directors being sexist, racist, homophobic, or potentially injuring someone.
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- Part 6 of Tailored Temptations
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Hemmed In by CruelBeauty
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jan 2020
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"No, no, no, angel. You’ve got it all wrong.” Crowley said waving his hand vaguely in Aziraphale’s direction to show his disapproval.
Aziraphale sighed and looked up briefly from the pins he was removing. “I can assure you I do not.” He said meeting Crowley’s eyes briefly.
“I was in a bloody production of Shakespeare! And the happy ones always sold better.”
“I don’t think that is indicative of the quality. Perhaps just what the masses prefer.” Aziraphale said enjoying the way he could rile Crowley up.
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- Part 7 of Tailored Temptations
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Plotting and Plots by CruelBeauty
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jan 2020
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“Would we seriously be over just like that? Do you want to end it? I mean I know the contract is intense but isn’t there a way we can make it work. Do you really want me to go?” He had thought they were pretty serious, moving in together serious.
“Well I don’t know, Anthony you tell me!” Aziraphale said, harsh and loud in the kitchen.
Crowley jerked back and stood. Aziraphale never raised his voice. And definitely never at him.
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- Part 8 of Tailored Temptations