every Me and every You
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Just a fun, hella random AU to bring me temporarily out of angst mode. In which Alex, in the summer job from hell, is working a games booth at a theme park (alongside some other familiar faces), bored out of her mind until the day some dull Jewish guy brings his girlfriend by Alex's booth to try to win her a prize...but she's not exactly eyeing the stuffed animals.
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- Part 1 of every Me and every You
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It's the summer before her senior year of college, and Piper failed to make other plans, so she's stuck with her family in their beach house in some seaside town full of rich vacationers who can afford to take the time off. She meets Nicky Nichols, another rich kid who prefers to slum it with the locals...including Alex and Poussey, busy enjoying their yearly summer gig as lifeguards, smoking and and sunning and laughing at the influx of rich WASPs, pretending Nicky isn't one of them as long as she shares her premium weed.
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- Part 2 of every Me and every You
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Alex Vause is a half-blood Slytherin, raised by her muggle mother with a Death Eater dad she never even met. She's ousted by her own house because of her blood status, and loathed by the rest of the school for a legacy she wasn't even aware of. Piper Chapman is a pureblood, legacy Ravenclaw, as smart and impressive as she's expected to be.
My nerdiest indulgence of an AU. Two-shot. Vignette style, covers first through seventh year.
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- Part 3 of every Me and every You
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The "I-can't-believe-this-only-just-occured-to-me" Vauseman Titanic AU.
In which Piper Chapman is a bored but conditioned high society girl, traveling first class with her obscenely wealthy parents and fiancé, Larry Bloom; Alex Vause is a ruffian semi-homeless artist who's never once dressed or acted like a "lady", coming aboard with a steerage ticket won with a lucky hand of poker.
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- Part 4 of every Me and every You