take twoniverse
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"--Let me get this straight," Zer0 says, suspiciously. "You want me to hold the gun / nothing else. Just that."
"Just that," Axton confirms. "If you sit there," he says, gesturing to one of the destroyed walls next to them, "Holding the gun and doing nothing else-- you can have it."
Because if he's going to be losing a gun to a terrifyingly competent assassin, he might as well get something out of it.
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- Part 1 of take twoniverse
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Axton gets a little more mileage out of that trade-off than he thought he did. Zer0 says something 'buttfuckingly obnoxious'. Maya tries to weigh the pros and cons of levelling an entire planet just so people stop talking about the cut of her jumpsuit.
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- Part 2 of take twoniverse
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Axton is a pervert and Zer0's an enabler. Gaige christens Madame von Bartlesby a big fat bitch. Also included: Maya makes a new friend, and Krieg climbs Wilhelm like a jungle gym (uh, not like that, though).
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- Part 3 of take twoniverse
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Krieg re-discovers the joy of gambling in The Fridge, and Axton enables him. Also included: Salvador watching with (figurative) popcorn, Gaige being inappropriate, and Maya and Zer0 vaguely wondering why this is their life.
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- Part 4 of take twoniverse