Because I think I'm clever

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• Sort Out Your Priorities by yikesWazowski

  Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F, F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  09 Apr 2025

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  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jason "J. D." Dean/Veronica Sawyer
  • Kurt Kelly/Heather McNamara
  • Martha Dunnstock/Heather McNamara
  • Veronica Sawyer
  • Jason "J. D." Dean
  • Heather McNamara
  • Heather Duke
  • Heather Chandler (Heathers)
  • Kurt Kelly
  • Ram Sweeney
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Comedy because im convinced im funny
  • Happy Ending
  • wattpad spoof
  • disney show spoof
  • Lesbian Heather McNamara
  • Bisexual Heather Duke
  • Heather Chandler and Veronica are too straight to function
  • jd is a third grade edge lord
  • jd has a criminal record
  • Mentions of Suicide

  Summary

  Veronica was a boring student until her senior year. Between the Heather's and Westerburg's new terror, JD, she's got a lot on her plate. A modern AU of Heathers that has much less violence and a much. much happier ending. Completely canon divergent.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Because I think I'm clever

  Language:

  English

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  Chapters:

  6/6

  Comments:

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