shitty ninjago fics

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• Our Answer is No by Donkey

  Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  14 May 2020

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Implied Cole/Kai
  • Kai (Ninjago)
  • Cole (Ninjago)
  • i dunno how to begin tagging this
  • Evil Kai
  • Feral Kai
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • kai has depression
  • but its not actively shown
  • minor lavashipping
  • its implied i guess
  • everyone was mentioned once but thats about it

  Summary

  Kai takes over Ninjago. Cole isn't very happy about that.

  Series

  • Part 1 of shitty ninjago fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,326

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  177

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  2,310

• 23 Minutes by Donkey

  Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago, The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  01 May 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kai/Jay Walker
  • past Nya/Jay Walker
  • Kai (Ninjago)
  • Jay Walker
  • Nya (Ninjago)
  • Lloyd Garmadon
  • Cole (Ninjago)
  • Zane (Ninjago)
  • that one soulmate au where u feel ur SM's pain
  • Kai has CIP
  • Jay Walker Has Anxiety
  • They go to highschool but its not a highschool AU
  • i wrote this at 2am so dont expect it to be good
  • Kai Smith has Depression
  • Legos are gay
  • Alternate Universe - Soulmates
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • this was gonna be a 50k enemies to lovers lava fic but i said 'fuck that its plasma' bc im a hoe
  • no betas we die like the kinnies we really are

  Summary

  He feels the fire dancing on his palms. Every other hour, exactly 23 minutes in each time, he can feel the heat begging him to implode.

  Series

  • Part 2 of shitty ninjago fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,579

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  208

  Bookmarks:

  10

  Hits:

  2,240

• 7-11 by Donkey

  Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago, The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017)  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  07 Jun 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • One-sided Kai/Jay Walker
  • Kai (Ninjago)
  • Jay Walker
  • Ohhh boy
  • Hurt No Comfort
  • Panic Attacks
  • 7-11
  • i dont know how to tag this
  • sorry boys
  • kinnie kingdom said 'angst jay' and i said 'ok lets ruin a boys life'
  • no betas we die like my middleschool dreams of being straight
  • ask to tag
  • References to Depression
  • References to anxiety

  Summary

  Jay has a panic attack at the local 7-11.

  Series

  • Part 3 of shitty ninjago fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  673

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  131

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  1,955

• he shouldn’t care by Donkey

  Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago, The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  13 Jul 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kai/Zane (Ninjago)
  • Zane (Ninjago)
  • zanes kinda sad
  • No Beta
  • Wrote this on a whim
  • so its kinda trash

  Summary

  zane hated how pitiful he was.

  Series

  • Part 4 of shitty ninjago fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  459

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  68

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  1,264

• and i can’t breathe by Donkey

  Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  13 Jul 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kai (Ninjago)
  • unreality
  • Cross-Posted on Tumblr
  • breathe ninjago au
  • kai has depression
  • eating disorder mention
  • meta references

  Summary

  kai wasn’t real, and neither were the others.

  Series

  • Part 5 of shitty ninjago fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  455

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  67

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  879

• take me back by Donkey

  Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago  

  • General Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  23 Jul 2020

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Past Cole/Kai (Ninjago)
  • Kai (Ninjago)
  • hands of time are mentioned
  • so is futureshipping
  • Blood
  • but its slight
  • no beta we die like cole
  • Not Edited
  • wrote this on a whim so sorry if its shitty
  • Song fic

  Summary

  kai relives cole’s death.

  Series

  • Part 6 of shitty ninjago fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  498

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  46

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  844

• if i killed someone for you by Donkey

  Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  24 Jul 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Acronix/Cyrus Borg
  • Acronix (Ninjago)
  • blood mention
  • kinda but not rlly
  • Song fic
  • death mention
  • if i killed someone for you - alec benjamin
  • i write these as a coping mechanism but dont tell anyone

  Summary

  acronix kills someone. he regrets it later.

  Series

  • Part 7 of shitty ninjago fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  336

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  13

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  461

• my head hurts by Donkey

  Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  29 Jul 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kai (Ninjago)
  • Depression
  • Vomit
  • Emetophobia
  • yea
  • sorry yall this ones kinda heavy
  • no beta bc i dont rlly think anyone would b awake this late
  • unedited

  Summary

  kai’s head hurts.

  Series

  • Part 8 of shitty ninjago fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  565

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  67

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  772

• they're so pretty (it hurts) by Donkey for Multifandom_Otaku

  Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  19 Feb 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kai/Jay Walker
  • Kai (Ninjago)
  • Jay Walker
  • Cuddling
  • Established Relationship
  • Morning Kisses
  • uh. its rlly rlyl sweet
  • No Angst
  • Fluff
  • Romantic Fluff
  • Sweet
  • dumb lovebugs. i dont rlly know how to describe it other than they want to snuggle LOL

  Summary

  kai and jay cuddle. they're in love <3

  Series

  • Part 9 of shitty ninjago fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  558

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  107

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  1,970

• melodies that escape the human capabilities of perception by Donkey

  Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  19 Feb 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kai/Jay Walker
  • Kai (Ninjago)
  • Jay Walker
  • Diary/Journal
  • Love Letters
  • POV First Person
  • plasmashipping
  • Fear of Rejection
  • congrats if you read the tags u know jay reciprocates and everything ends up goodie
  • nya and lloyd are mentioned briefly
  • its short but its impactful
  • song: modern day cain (IDKHOW)
  • my magnum opus happens to be this ninjago fic
  • thank u hiddensneker (tumblr) my beloved

  Summary

  the world is cruel but the mind is crueler, and i’d be nothing but the reincarnation of a deadly sin if i let this resentment take hold of me.

  Series

  • Part 10 of shitty ninjago fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  518

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  33

  Bookmarks:

  8

  Hits:

  714

• if summer comes i'd like to spend it with you by Donkey

  Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  21 Feb 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kai/Jay Walker
  • Kai (Ninjago)
  • Jay Walker
  • Nya
  • First Kiss
  • Love Confessions
  • POV First Person
  • Nya is mentioned
  • kai being stupid
  • jay is taller and more assertive than he usually is
  • but also this is coming from someone whos been watching the show since i was 7 so
  • set sometime in season 5ish
  • Big Brother Kai (Ninjago)

  Summary

  “i think i love you,” i whisper.

  “i think i love you, too,” he answers.

  Series

  • Part 11 of shitty ninjago fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  929

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  68

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  1,217

• ramblings of a dying atheist by orphan_account

  Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  04 Mar 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kai (Ninjago)
  • diary entries
  • POV First Person
  • short drabbles of a character
  • BPD
  • Suicidal Thoughts
  • Suicidal Ideation

  Summary

  i should do better. i should be a better friend. i should do a lot of things.

  Series

  • Part 12 of shitty ninjago fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  495

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  17

  Hits:

  265

• tension, tension, tension by Donkey

  Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  02 Sep 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Lloyd Garmadon/Brad Tudabone
  • Lloyd Garmadon
  • Brad Tudabone
  • Bodyguard
  • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
  • Darkley's Boarding School for Bad Boys
  • that school had an impact on them lemme tell ya
  • Apologies
  • Truth or Dare
  • fan behaviour from brad
  • Piano
  • set sometime after s11. who knows
  • Ace Lloyd
  • Nicknames
  • CCTV

  Summary

  lloyd is brad's assigned protective detail. it goes about as well as you'd expect.

  Series

  • Part 13 of shitty ninjago fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,576

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  145

  Bookmarks:

  11

  Hits:

  1,885

• i named one of my queens after you (and other beekeeper pickup lines) by Donkey

  Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  25 Aug 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jay Walker/Zane
  • Jay Walker
  • Zane (Ninjago)
  • Beekeeping
  • beta read (finally)(kinda)
  • Prime Empire
  • dune (1964) spoilers
  • Gardens
  • cliché love story that borders on cringe
  • but honestly i really just wanted to write something super. loving with jay and zane
  • Feelings

  Summary

  a week after the events of prime empire, jay gets a moment to think.

  Series

  • Part 14 of shitty ninjago fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,609

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  48

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  661

• moonlight in c-sharp minor by Donkey

  Fandoms: Homestuck, LEGO Ninjago  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • No category
  • Work in Progress

  26 Sep 2022

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Kai & Nya (Ninjago)
  • Kai (Ninjago)
  • Nya (Ninjago)
  • Jay Walker
  • Cole (Ninjago)
  • Zane (Ninjago)
  • Lloyd Garmadon
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Nondescript Homestuck Villains
  • Sensei Wu (Ninjago)
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Tags May Change
  • Earth C (Homestuck)
  • pesterchum
  • slight ooc mishaps
  • Worldbuilding
  • i havent read homestuck all the way through in years. bound to be some misinformation

  Summary

  kai answers an interdimensional text. it spirals from there.

  Series

  • Part 15 of shitty ninjago fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,755

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  6

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  218

• eye of a hurricane by Donkey

  Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  08 Mar 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kai/Zane (Ninjago)
  • Kai (Ninjago)
  • Zane (Ninjago)
  • Snow and Ice
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Time Skips
  • Twenty Years Later
  • Love Confessions
  • Fear of Death
  • lol
  • Horror
  • First Love

  Summary

  nobody has seen zane in twenty years. kai intends to find him.

  Series

  • Part 16 of shitty ninjago fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,528

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  43

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  534