Peter Parker's an idiot-verse
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Peter likes secrets by orphan_account
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
22 Jun 2020
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Peter prefers secrets.
He’s horrible at keeping them, but at the most he just doesn't tell people things and waits for them to come up in conversation. To keep people on their toes, throw them off their game. As the great JJ Bittenbinder once said through John Mulaney. “STREET SMARTS!” Because at that point, it’s technically not a secret anymore, right?
“I’m going out.” He says to the majority of Avengers who are currently sitting in the common room.
“With who? A giiirlfriend?” Sam teases, looking up from his laptop for the first time in about three hours.
Peter shrugs. “Yeah.”
__Or Peter forgets to tell people things and they figure it out a different way.
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- Part 1 of Peter Parker's an idiot-verse
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The idiot squad goes tripping (road-tripping) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Black Panther (2018), Ant-Man (Movies)
24 Jun 2020
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"Mr. Stark and Pepper were coming up for the weekend with most of the other Avengers to visit Clint and Laura and their kids and asked if I wanted to come. So I said yes. Obviously. Clint had told me before about his kids and how they were close to my age so I said I needed to meet them. And I have, I did. I regret most of this.”
“Hey!” Lila calls.
“Not you. Cooper’s the worst.” He grins, patting Lila’s head. She grins at the praise and destruction of her brother.
“Damn straight he is.” She says, crossing her arms proudly.
“Hey, do we… wanna go to Tennessee?” Peter suggests.
“Why would we go to Tennessee?” Lila asks.
“To get Harley.” Kate and Peter say in unison.
__Kate Bishop shows up at the Barton's. Peter was already there. So they drag the older Barton siblings and go cross country.
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- Part 2 of Peter Parker's an idiot-verse