Marvel Ficlets - Inspired by Discord
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Workplace Etiquette by personaljunkdrawer
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
09 Aug 2020
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"Turn the arm off."
"Yeah, well, I'm trying - override voice command: power down!" He tried again, the vibrating seemed to soften but didn't stop.
Steve groaned, rubbing his forehead. "Why would you have a vibrating voice command for your arm, Anthony?"
Bucky choked. Peter shrunk. Nat puffed. "Because I don't want to use a keyboard mid-coitus, Steven!"
Steve rolled his eyes, "Well shut the damn thing off!"
Bucky nearly cackled, "L-language!" Peter giggled, picking at his fingers under the table.---
In which Tony survives End-Game but has to have his arm removed and replaced with a vibranium arm, like Bucky's, except he is not great at controlling certain settings, including the voice-activated vibrator setting.Series
- Part 1 of Marvel Ficlets - Inspired by Discord
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Vibranium. by personaljunkdrawer for TellMeNoAgain
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Captain America (Movies)
11 Aug 2020
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Bucky made some grunt of mild approval. "You need my help?" He flicked the cup twice, the tintinnabulation of metal on ceramic ringing. It didn't crack. Didn't even shift. "With your arm?"
"Yes...well, with the...I need to use my arm." Fuck this was not going nearly as smoothly as planned. But what even was the plan? Just walk in at 7am and ask a WWII-Vet H.Y.D.R.A.-escapee-cyborg to teach him how to jerk off in the cold judgemental light of day? Smooth plan. Real smooth.
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Tony survived End-Game but ended up losing his arm and having it replaced with a vibranium arm like Bucky's. And that's all good and fine except he really can't figure out how to use the damn thing when he really needs to.
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- Part 2 of Marvel Ficlets - Inspired by Discord
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Fire Hazard by personaljunkdrawer for TellMeNoAgain
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Oct 2020
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Steve, who had been alerted, and was the tower fire marshal - of course - froze in the doorway. "You know what?" He took in a good look at the scene, and turned on his heels. "Nope. Not my battle, not my war. I am too old, I am way too old for this shit..." He muttered, hauling back up the stairs.
"Y-you mean it?" Peter was beaming when Tony turned back, his heart swelled - at the approval, at the implication.
"Yes, I mean it.” Tony sighed, nearing him with pleading eyes, “So, please do not molest the tech!"
"N-no, I mean - you…” He cleared his throat, stepping toward Tony until his hands were fisted into the sides of Tony’s tee-shirt, “...you think I could - could, maybe, like," He was blushed, and beaming, and bright-eyed, lip worried between teeth, Tony giving him that expectant and somehow still endearing look "...catch some, some ‘stray dick’?"
Tony sighed. "Yes, Peter. Yes, you could." He leaned down to press a tender kiss against his forehead, "Now remove the vibrator and help me put out the fire."
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Peter learns the flammable way that the lab is not a good hiding spot for his vibrator, but he earns some confidence in the process.Series
- Part 3 of Marvel Ficlets - Inspired by Discord