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No Playing Chinese Whispers on Roy Kent's Pitch by BlackRoseAki for TellMeNoAgain
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
20 Apr 2026
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Some of the lads are playing games on Roy Kent's pitch, and now 2 of them are injured. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Now Roy has to get to the bottom of this, and if you know him, he's going to get to the bottom of this.
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Multiversal Discipline by loch_ness_writer (lostinscotland) for TellMeNoAgain, Mayalaen
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
11 Apr 2026
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Jamie Tartt, fresh off Lust Conquers All, finds himself in Richmond and completely at loose ends. City doesn't want him back, no other club will take him, even Lasso turned him away. What exactly is he meant to do now?
Before he has to find out, he wakes up in a world he almost recognizes, but that isn't quite right. He's still a Greyhound, which is a relief, and Roy Kent is coaching, which makes sense, yeah? Except even when Roy was captain and yelled at the lads all the time, he never spanked any of them. So what the fuck is happening here?
Poor lad's got no idea things will only get more confusing from here.
Or: I send Jamie dimension-hopping through all of my Ted Lasso AUs. There'll be a lot of spanking.
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Who dun it? by BlackRoseAki for TellMeNoAgain, Phoenyx_Fyre_Writer
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
07 Apr 2026
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Someone made some poor decisions that led to even poorer consequences.
Sometimes people just need to be held accountable for their actions.
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- Part 25 of The Richmond Club Paddle
- Part 4 of The Maintenance of Jamie Tartt
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Do the Crime, Do the Lines by BlackRoseAki for TellMeNoAgain, Phoenyx_Fyre_Writer
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
04 Apr 2026
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Jamie decides to be a funny guy and pull a prank on Roy. It doesn't go well.
Someone learns the hard way that bratting doesn't get you everything you want, unless everything you want is a nice hot arse to sit on.
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Crashout by rainbowsweaterpaws for TellMeNoAgain
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
01 Apr 2026
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Tony is a brat in a meeting. Steve isn't having it. Spankings ensue.
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Step by Step by rainbowsweaterpaws for TellMeNoAgain
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
01 Apr 2026
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Peter has lived in the Stark Tower for over a year and still doesn't know how to act around Bucky Barnes. Bucky doesn't want to be his Dominant, so when Peter feels he needs to be punished he goes to Tony instead. Tony disagrees and brings the two together.
Set before Invisible String
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- Part 3 of BDSMverse - PolyAvengers
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Roy's back coaching at Richmond, but ignoring Jamie. Jamie hates being ignored and knows there's one way to make Roy interact with him. Be a Prick. Maybe Jamie should have paid more attention to the saying 'be careful what you wish for'? He's not worried though because Roy doesn't give cracks, never did as captain so he's not going to now, just because he's a coach, right?
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- Part 22 of The Richmond Club Paddle
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Three Strikes by Phoenyx_Fyre_Writer for TellMeNoAgain, DontLickThatItsGross
Fandoms: Stargate SG-1
14 Feb 2026
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Curbing Daniel's natural curiosity and complete lack of impulse control is a challenge, but Jack's a military man and the military have official and unofficial ways of dealing with discipline. Can't use the official ways with Daniel, since he's a civilian, but the unofficial ways seem just as effective on Daniel as they are on young, hot-headed Air Force men and women. When Daniel does what Daniel does best during an off world mission, Jack deals with it in their tried and tested method.
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The woodshed had to burn. That was all Scout knew as he wrought havoc on his abusive foster home and hopped on a train for a chance at a better future. However, he can’t seem to get far without catching the attention of gruff train conductors, watchful store keepers, and a roving gang of orphan thieves who begin to take an interest in the new scrappy boy with light fingers.
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Next season by loch_ness_writer (lostinscotland) for TellMeNoAgain, Phoenyx_Fyre_Writer, Respondeat_superior
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
09 Feb 2026
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Roy's planning to retire at the end of the season, and Jamie's not happy about it. In fact, he'll do just about anything to keep that from happening.
Too bad Roy's set on it (with a few good reasons) and is very unimpressed with Jamie trying to cancel his retirement announcement.
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- Part 22 of Stepdad Roy
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As Captain there are certain responsibilities one has, those include keeping your players in line on the pitch during games and making sure they follow Roy's orders. It's Jamie's first season as Captain for Richmond and the new young Rookie just reminds him so much of himself that he's taken the lad under his wing. Although as Captain, Jamie can paddle a naughty player when it's deserved, that doesn't mean he has to, right? Roy's got that handled just fine.
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- Part 18 of The Richmond Club Paddle
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The Wild Paddle Chase by BlackRoseAki for TellMeNoAgain, Phoenyx_Fyre_Writer
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
31 Jan 2026
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Roy wanted a peaceful night. Instead, he's going to all the lad's doors looking for the goddamn fucking Richmond Club Paddle because the lads decided to play fucking pass the paddle and lead him on a wild paddle chase.
And it's all Jamie Fucking Tartt's fault for needing his arse paddled the night before an away game.
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- Part 17 of The Richmond Club Paddle
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Fucking Shin Guards by loch_ness_writer (lostinscotland) for TellMeNoAgain
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
26 Jan 2026
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Tommy's curious about getting in trouble with Roy now that the paddle is in play. Moe is all too ready to help.
Purely in the name of scientific inquiry, of course.
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- Part 16 of The Richmond Club Paddle
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extra padding by ladyofhera for TellMeNoAgain, Phoenyx_Fyre_Writer
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
24 Jan 2026
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Following a week of schemes foiled, Jamie's attention is drawn to a surefire way to avoid a sore bum. A hundred percent guaranteed to work.
After all, Roy can't get cross with him for taking additional safety measures. Right?
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Liar Liars Arses on Fire by Phoenyx_Fyre_Writer for TellMeNoAgain
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
17 Jan 2026
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Inspired by this line from Sick Days:
but it wasn’t the fucking truth, and then there would be paddling about lying, and Roy was death on lying
So let's find out how Roy is death on lying, yeah?
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- Part 15 of The Richmond Club Paddle
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Home is Where the Pants Aren't by BlackRoseAki for TellMeNoAgain, Phoenyx_Fyre_Writer
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
14 Jan 2026
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“Fucking hell, Jamie!” Roy cursed when his boyfriend entered the room. “We’re having guests tonight. Go put some fucking pants on, you little shit!”
“But me bum hurttttttttsssss,” Jamie whined.
That's it. Jamie just don't want pants. Or is it?
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Finally Became a Man by BlackRoseAki for Temporis_Aeterni, Phoenyx_Fyre_Writer, brambleberet, TellMeNoAgain, loch_ness_writer (lostinscotland), notedhearts
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Jan 2026
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“So William, what ya get up to last night?”
“Oh, it was a rather swell night. Mr. Higgins took me to the red light district. Finally became a man.”
Jamie begins to drown.
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- Part 3 of Whump Jamie Tartt
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Lasso Loses It by BlackRoseAki for TellMeNoAgain, Phoenyx_Fyre_Writer, notedhearts
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
04 Jan 2026
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“Relax, Ted. It’s just practice.”
And this is when it all went fucking wrong.
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- Part 2 of Whump Jamie Tartt
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Sketch’s of Nick St North spanking Jack Frost by CelestialGloomDoom for TellMeNoAgain
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012)
03 Jan 2026
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There's Snowshoes like No Shoes by BlackRoseAki for TellMeNoAgain, AsNightFalls
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012)
27 Dec 2025
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“Jack, look at my arm.”
North held his right forearm, and there it was. Right under the words ‘Naughty’, a tiny snowflake was inked into the skin. And right next to the picture, precisely on the top of the list, was his name.
❄️Jackson Overland Frost.
North and Jack have a disagreement regarding Jack's new footwear. Or lack of footwear.
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- Part 1 of Up to Snow Good