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[COMPLETED. 78k words. New chapters posted Tuesdays/Fridays.]
“I’m fucking perfect.”
She laughs softly against my skin. “A few ‘fucks’ from perfect.”Roy Kent doesn't do this. He doesn't send handwritten invitations through his nine-year-old niece. He doesn't lose sleep over a woman with glitter in her cuticles and who looks at him like he's just a man. He doesn't want to want this.
But Leanne Bowen has been under his skin for two years, and he's done pretending otherwise.
She's ordinary. He's a headline. And somewhere between first dates and last chances, they'll learn that falling is the easy part. It's the landing that takes courage.Series
- Part 1 of AFFP series
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The one where Roy and Jaime are stepbrothers.
“Oi, listen up, cuz I’m only going to say this once.” Silence fell over the room and all heads turned to Roy. His index finger pointing towards the players to emphasize the seriousness. “Anyone who talks about this ever again gets headbutted. If this winds up in the Sun tomorrow and I find out who talked, I will cut off your balls, roast them with a nice glaze and then feed them back to you. Got it.” There were nervous nods of agreement.
“My dad married Tartt’s mom. I hate the prick,” Roy pointed at Jamie who gave the lads a jaunty wave, “but they are happy together so we tolerate each other.”Too bad no one remembered to tell Ted…
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like real people do by direct0rs_k4t (crowley_s_plant)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Ted Lasso (TV)
04 Jan 2026
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Where Ilya and Shane missed their flight back home and was stuck in London, they go to Richmond and meets the colorful people of AFC Richmond.
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Holly Archer’s job is simple: keep the players in check, manage the media, and make sure AFC Richmond looks good doing it. Unfortunately, that means dealing with Jamie Tartt - the club’s most brilliant headache. Cocky, magnetic, and impossible to ignore, Jamie has never met a line he didn’t want to step over.
From the moment they face off at the Dog Track, it’s sparks and sharp edges: his swagger against her cool precision. Holly thinks he’s overrated and insufferably charming. He thinks she’s too clever for her own good.
They’re supposed to be on the same team. They’d rather be at each other’s throats. But chemistry doesn’t play by the rules. And when the world is watching, some hearts get caught offside before they even realise they’ve crossed the line.
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Out of nowhere, Jamie's started being the best boyfriend in the world, which begs the question: Why? Jamie's not so selfless that he'd do all this without a reason and Roy can't figure out if Jamie wants to get married, whether he's cheating on him, or if this is all some weird leadup to some really kinky shit.
(And seeing as it's Jamie, maybe Roy's worried it could be all three)
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I can feel your heart beating under my skin by Vee (Vera_DragonMuse)
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
03 Jan 2026
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All Roy wanted was to keep the shrinking boundaries of his territory safe, sell a few herbs to knobs on the internet, and hold to his oath. Too bad for him that a clever fey, a sullen vampire, his witch sister, and his young hopeful pack need him to do so much more.
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Jamie from not long after the semi-final at Wembley finds himself back in the body of his younger self.
Now back in the early days of Ted Lasso's coaching days at AFC Richmond, Jamie is determined to be a better version of himself and not get sent back to Manchester.
Except, making changes when no one believes him is hard.
And now he doesn't have a therapist anymore even though he probably needs one now more than ever.
And it's not like he can just block his dad out of nowhere, is it?
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- Part 1 of When The Rain Stops
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They lost.
It occurred to Roy, from time to fucking time, that hockey was the dumbest fucking sport to grow old in. An' that it was a very real possibility, if a slim one, he was the dumbest, oldest cunt left on the ice.- Language:
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Taking place during season two, Jamie is brutally assaulted as a punishment from his father. Due to being closeted and deeply traumatized from past abuse, he believes he deserves to be hurt. This opinion will shift as he allows himself to heal, beyond just physical wounds.
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(Title from "Humongous" by Declan McKenna aka Jamie Tartt's anthem)Please don't copy this to another site.
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He peeked around the bush. In the soft glow of Jamie’s posh neighbourhood, the other man was a distant figure growing steadily dimmer as he jogged into the shadows of the morning.
Colin raised his walkie-talkie. “Target is on the move. I repeat, target is on the move.”
Crackle-crackle. “Copy that, Mr. R. Everyone else, get into place. Mr. Gingerbread Man, be ready to meet Rudolph with the gift sack at Rendezvous One.
“Operation Frosty is a-go. I repeat, Operation Frosty is a-go.“
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Sam has an ear infection for the first time since moving to London. All he wants is his home comforts and his parents. He can't have that but having Jamie there is a pretty good replacement.
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- Part 1 of Candle's Whumptober 2025
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When Ted Lasso brings his enigmatic assistant coach to London, Beard sees it as a chance to save more than just his career, but also his marriage to Edward Lewis-Brown that is hanging by a thread after years of long-distance strain. Ed, a financial analyst who's just lost his job, takes a position as AFC Richmond's CFO, and suddenly the couple who nearly ended up as another failed statistic are working in the same building, coming home to the same flat, and rebuilding what distance almost destroyed.
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Jamie knows how important it is to Roy that his first season as manager goes well. And he is not going to ruin it just because one of the new signings makes him feel uncomfortable. Jamie's an adult and a good team mate, he can sort this out himself.
Until he can't.
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Hearts' Derby - Red Cards Lose Their Power Off The Pitch by DancingAngel0013
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
28 Dec 2025
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Emma didn't know what she signed up for when she became Keeley's right hand at KBPR because the infamous football God Jamie Tartt is quite a handful as a client. And not shy at all about what he wants. And he seems to want her. But his reputation precedes him, so Emma decides it's better for everyone if her crush on him remains a secret fantasy. But Jamie isn't one to give up easily. Or to play fair.
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Sam doesn’t have any particular reason to feel lonely today. For him, the twenty-fifth of December is usually just another day. Nevertheless he does. He decides to take advantage of an empty Nelson Road to get some practice in.
He doesn't expect Jamie Tartt to be there, and he certainly doesn't expect them to form a Christmas Truce of sorts.
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Welcome to Milgi Manor, James Tartt III by TellMeNoAgain for loch_ness_writer (lostinscotland), Respondeat_superior, Phoenyx_Fyre_Writer, brambleberet
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
26 Dec 2025
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The ultimate self-indulgence fic, where I decide to hell with everything, I just want everyone living in a huge house together, crammed full with all the children existing and however many ones I can create (Rebecca deserves motherhood! And Roy Kent deserves fatherhood! And this is THE EXTREMISM TAKE we all need to escape actual reality), and also, well.
I am who I fundamentally am, so also I need Jamie Tartt getting in serious trouble, and Roy Kent punishing him for it.
Behold: the polyamorous, domestic discipline fic we brainstormed on the Dfic Discord server!
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Home Is Where You Left Your Heart - Ted Lasso/Reader by james_potters_headboy_badge
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
26 Dec 2025
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Tension grows between the married couple when Ted gets an offer to coach a football club in Richmond, England. Is she, once again, expected to uproot her life for the sake of her husband or will she sacrifice time with him and put her career first?
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“The first time we met, we hated each other.”
“I didn’t hate you, you were preying on the downfall of this football club,” he chuckles. “And the second time we met, you dragged me over the Atlantic yourself.”
“I did,” She beamed at him. “That’s what friends do when one of them’s going through a rough patch.”
“We were friends for a long time,” he said proudly.
“And then we weren’t,” she added a bit abruptly.
He turned to look at her, knowingly. “And then we fell in love.”
She locked eyes with him and repeated. “And then we fell in love.”
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The Greyhounds say "I do" by Yorkshire_rockchick for lyricsandlaziness
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
25 Dec 2025
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The Greyhounds weddings and their anniversaries in 2025.
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Take Jamie Tartt in 'Mom City' and make it so much worse. Is Jamie planning on doing something he can't come back from? Will he get the help he needs? Or will his thoughts be confirmed; nobody really cares for or likes him because he's worthless and good for nothing.