Professional Griefers
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All the Broken Things by Lunarwriter75
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Mar 2021
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He’s returning. In two days.
And Wangji never got over him leaving in the first place.
He’s supposed to return home. Prepare dinner for Suzhui and ensure he does his homework. Then review the lesson plans for his classes the next day and puzzle over the one part of the song he’s composing which doesn’t sound quite right—
Instead, he finds himself sitting in his car, his phone in his shaking hand, an even more shaky finger hovering over the send command on the screen.
Did you know Wei Wuxian was coming back to town?
He doesn’t know which answer will bother him more. That gege did know, and for some reason decided it was best not to tell him. Or that he didn’t. Which was—unlikely. If Nie Huaisang knew, Nie Mingjue knew, so gege knew.
Wangji sighs and starts the car.
It’s better not to ask a question you won’t like the answer to.Series
- Part 1 of Professional Griefers
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time by Lunarwriter75 for chengmeis (babylxxrry), inabathrobe (aphilologicalbatman)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Aug 2020
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“Wei Ying!” Now Lan Zhan’s cheeks are flushed. “Do not write checks your ass can’t cash.”
Wei Wuxian gives him a Cheshire cat grin. “Who says it can’t? My ass is pretty versatile as you well know.”
Now Lan Zhan’s entire face is red. “Bedroom. Now. And shut off that playlist.”
“What?” Wei Wuxian says, just as he turns it up. “I can’t hear you over—” he reaches behind him and randomly picks a song.
It’s “Peanut Butter Jelly Time.” Wei Wuxian loses his fucking mind. He ascends to another plane. This song might be the most perfect trolling imaginable.
“Oh my god, Lan Zhan imagine trying to do the nasty while this is playing. It’s peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!”
“Wei Ying!” But that just turns Wei Wuxian into a bigger gremlin.
“Where he at? Where he at? Where he at? Where he—” He’s cut off as Lan Zhan hauls Wei Wuxian up and into him, shutting him up with a searing kiss. It’s hot and filthy and tells Wei Wuxian that Lan Zhan would have absolutely no problem fucking him into the floor, regardless of the soundtrack. He only pauses to reach over Wei Wuxian and turn the music—if it can even be called that—off.Series
- Part 2 of Professional Griefers
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Masterful Example by Lunarwriter75
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Nov 2020
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“Er-ge, do I have food on the side of my mouth?”
“No.” Xichen can feel his face heat. “But if I say yes, can I pretend to lick it off?”
Meng Yao’s expression changes completely as he gets Xichen’s implication. His eyes grow dark, assessing, maybe even a bit wicked. One side of his mouth curves into a devious smile as sets down his chopsticks. “Be my guest.”
Xichen carefully sets aside the takeout boxes before he moves in closer and licks the side of Meng Yao’s lips, just with the very tip of his tongue. Meng Yao hums, then turns aside to take a sip of wine. When he turns back, he leans in and kisses Xichen and there’s no pretense at anything other than sheer want. The kiss is wet and open-mouthed and messy, and Meng Yao doesn’t even break it off when he somehow manages to make his way onto Xichen’s lap.Series
- Part 3 of Professional Griefers
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The Apple of My Eye by Lunarwriter75 for onebraincellweiying (fancy_pirouettes)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Feb 2021
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What starts as a bit of sillyness turns into an even sillier game. And then it gets competitive.
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- Part 4 of Professional Griefers