Mother Forking Paths
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In the spirit of expanding her Teenage Experience™ Bella tries to hang out with some of her actual teenage friends. Not just because the Cullens are barring her from their table.
“We think,” Rosalie says, clasping her hands on the table, “It would be good if you had other friends when we graduate.”
“Whoa,” Bella says because pump the brakes. She may have been eight at her father’s, but she knows what an Intervention looks like, “Hang on, I have other friends.”
Jasper’s mouth does a disbelieving twitch before he can stop her from seeing it.
“Of course you do, Bella.” Alice says, “And they’re going to love to see you.”
“Yeah-,” Edward starts before Rosalie pops one of Emmett’s hard-boiled eggs into his mouth.
“You don’t get a say,” Rosalie informs him.
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- Part 1 of Mother Forking Paths
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Pieces by Shamhat
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
10 Jan 2022
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They find a rat in the air filter of Bella’s bike.
“I’m not gonna touch it, that's nasty!”
“Jacob, get down from there, it’s dead.”
“How do you know, it could be faking.”
Jacob’s back is flush with the rippling metal of the shed. All kinds of shit is being kicked off the worktable in his urgency.
“That’s possums,” Bella says, scraping her brain for memories of a grade school Zoobook, “And also it has like, rigor mortis.”
“I don’t think white people are allowed to say that,” Jacob says.
Bella throws a nut from Charlie’s toolbox at him.
-Bella and Jacob spend their Spring Break fixing up dirt bikes and catching up on a best friendship.
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- Part 2 of Mother Forking Paths
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Pack A Day by Shamhat
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
23 Sep 2022
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In which teen boys given incredible power and relative carte blanche don’t actually turn into Lord of the Flies. Featuring Jacob Black and his journey to self acceptance, Quil A5. Where the A stands for: Assigned Older Brother At Birth, And Presenting a dream ballet by Embry Call.
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- Part 3 of Mother Forking Paths