the stoner series
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Art Freak: so since your party was ass you wanna come over and get high with meee?
Tempting, tempting. Ever since becoming friends again, Janis keeps offering to get her high, saying that it’ll help her back pain, that it’ll calm her mind down, that maybe it’ll even relax some of the remnants of plastic in her joints.
(She vividly remembers that last one. Janis had erupted into that dorky laugh that she’d missed, and when Regina gave her a strange look, she just said, “Joints. Get it?”)
It’s not that Regina doesn’t want to get high. She’s been high a few times, and she doesn’t mind the feeling. Mostly it happened in the safety of her own home with Shane Oman because he promised it’d relax her and make the sex better.
Turns out weed can’t change the fact that you’re not attracted to men, but she’s still keeping that recent revelation tucked close to her chest. And that, coupled with her other recent revelation, is what makes her hesitant to accept the offer.
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- Part 1 of the stoner series
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“Hi, welcome to Taco Bell! How can I help you tonight?”
“Yeah, hi,” Janis starts, tapping her thumb against her phone screen to make sure it doesn’t go to sleep. She does a quick glance over her Notes app before starting to read off the order: “Can I get a three Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme Combo with a Baja Blast… and then a Chicken Quesadilla Combo -- no sauce -- with a pink lemonade…” In a moment of indecision, she turns to her passenger, rethinking her order. “Cinnamon twists or nacho fries?”
“Just get both,” Regina says in a ‘duh’ tone of voice. “I’m paying, so go wild.”
“You’re right.” Janis turns back to the window. “Two orders of cinnamon twists and one of nacho fries.”
(or, the one where they're almost caught by the police)
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- Part 2 of the stoner series