fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do

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Creator:

lowkeyamen

Series Begun:

2021-02-11

Series Updated:

2025-10-09

Description:

aka tales of a cock destroyer
xiaojun unleashes his inner slut, luckily he's surrounded by fuckable men

Stats:

Words:: 178,543
Works:: 19
Complete:: No
Bookmarks:: 96

Listing Series

you're gonna go far, kid by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band), WAYV
11 Feb 2021
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Ten opens Xiaojun's eyes to the possibility of blowing his bandmates

Series
- Part 1 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

6,763

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

52

Kudos:

617

Bookmarks:

58

Hits:

9,147
genie's out of the bottle by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band), WAYV
22 Mar 2021
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Now Xiaojun's inner slut has been realised, Ten has a lot to answer for.

Series
- Part 2 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

8,737

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

47

Kudos:

480

Bookmarks:

45

Hits:

7,913
he never had a chance by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band), WAYV
22 Jul 2021
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Xiaojun wasn't overly pleased when he got dubbed Bella's Mommy while Xuxi got to be Daddy, but... He had to admit, Daddy really suited him.

Series
- Part 3 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

8,287

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

78

Kudos:

489

Bookmarks:

55

Hits:

10,454
34+35 by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)
01 Jan 2022
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Xiaojun is freaking out about being in a new unit, but Taeyong and Doyoung are there to help him relax.

Series
- Part 4 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

9,489

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

33

Kudos:

330

Bookmarks:

21

Hits:

6,803
i'm a puppet on a string by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band), WAYV
27 Feb 2022
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Xiaojun comes home from a cancelled dick appointment to find Ten straddling Kuns thighs. Things escalate. Considerably.

Series
- Part 5 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

13,843

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

20

Kudos:

358

Bookmarks:

40

Hits:

8,392
let's get physical by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)
04 May 2022
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Xiaojun can't help but notice the way Jaehyun steals a glimpse of his chest. He knows that's his ticket into his pants.

Series
- Part 6 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

8,498

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

24

Kudos:

330

Bookmarks:

37

Hits:

9,227
show me, can you keep it up? by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)
26 May 2022
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No matter how much Yangyang hints, Xiaojun seems to want to sleep with everyone but him.

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- Part 7 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

6,309

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

8

Kudos:

256

Bookmarks:

19

Hits:

5,190
mystery meat by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)
13 Sep 2022
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Xiaojun discovers theres something very special in one of the company's bathrooms.

Series
- Part 8 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

6,733

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

33

Kudos:

201

Bookmarks:

21

Hits:

4,871
too far gone by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)
12 Dec 2023
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Xiaojun wanted to get his own back on Yuta for pinning him against the wall in front of everyone, but he can't always get what he wants.

Series
- Part 9 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

7,836

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

18

Kudos:

132

Bookmarks:

11

Hits:

3,373
treat me like a princess, fuck me like a pornstar by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)
28 Sep 2023
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Xiaojun's Princess Jasmine outfit may be cheap, but then again so was he. And Johnny wanted to catch it all on camera.

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- Part 10 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

10,357

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

14

Kudos:

160

Bookmarks:

19

Hits:

4,660
hit em right between the eyes by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)
20 Mar 2025
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NCT World sports day makes Xiaojun thinks he needs to give his teammate a special winners treat. Things get a little wet and messy.

Series
- Part 11 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

12,337

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

10

Kudos:

51

Bookmarks:

5

Hits:

1,671
marlboro touch by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)
28 Mar 2024
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Sicheng is addictive and there's no way Xiaojun will be able to forget about him while he's away

Series
- Part 12 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

7,911

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

14

Kudos:

65

Bookmarks:

7

Hits:

1,855
give me what i want by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band), WAYV
19 Jan 2022
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Xiaojun discovers he has a Sugar Daddy. He also discovers just how much fun extortion can be.

Series
- Part 13 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

7,894

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

31

Kudos:

273

Bookmarks:

23

Hits:

5,954
sex education by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band), WAYV
10 Dec 2024
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Yangyang's going to need a few more lessons from the expert before Xiaojun's going to let him fuck him.

Series
- Part 14 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

10,218

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

9

Kudos:

75

Bookmarks:

8

Hits:

2,105
give me whiplash by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band), WAYV
26 Jan 2023
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Hendery has a jealous streak that Xiaojun is determined to exploit. But maybe he takes it too far.

Series
- Part 15 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

14,076

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

16

Kudos:

204

Bookmarks:

32

Hits:

7,111
a little less 21 candles, a little more touch me by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)
09 Oct 2025
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it's yangyang's birthday and xiaojun decides it's finally time to give him what he's always wanted now he's all grown up. with a little help, anyway.

Series
- Part 16 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

11,656

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

9

Kudos:

43

Bookmarks:

4

Hits:

1,153
mystery meat (birthday edition) by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)
09 Aug 2024
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Xiaojun receives a birthday card with an invitation to meet the dick of his dreams

Series
- Part 17 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

8,453

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

18

Kudos:

74

Bookmarks:

8

Hits:

1,968
switchin the positions by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band), Red Velvet (K-pop Band)
04 Sep 2025
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The last thing Xiaojun had expected to come from learning a dance for TikTok with Seulgi was losing his virginity... Twice.
But he would try anything once... Twice.

Series
- Part 18 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

14,191

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

7

Kudos:

43

Bookmarks:

5

Hits:

1,493
sex, fuck and fluorescent lighting by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)
24 Apr 2025
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Xiaojun isn't used to being knocked back, so he turns to the one person he knows will never say no to him.

Series
- Part 19 of fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do
Language:

English

Words:

4,955

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

8

Kudos:

31

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

900

fuck yourself into the record books, it's what you were born to do

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you're gonna go far, kid by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band), WAYV

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genie's out of the bottle by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band), WAYV

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he never had a chance by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band), WAYV

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34+35 by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)

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i'm a puppet on a string by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band), WAYV

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let's get physical by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)

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show me, can you keep it up? by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)

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mystery meat by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)

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too far gone by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)

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treat me like a princess, fuck me like a pornstar by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)

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hit em right between the eyes by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)

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marlboro touch by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)

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give me what i want by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band), WAYV

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Summary

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sex education by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band), WAYV

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give me whiplash by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band), WAYV

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a little less 21 candles, a little more touch me by lowkeyamen

Fandoms: NCT (Band)