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“Why are you in my trash?” Dareth blurts out before he can stop himself. “Are you here to rob me?”
Garmadon’s face appears to make six different expressions at once before settling on disbelieving disgust. “I’m sorry, do you really take me for a petty mugger?”
“I—well, I don’t know. What if you’re down on your luck?” Dareth says, voice quivering. To be fair, it seems fairly likely, given that it’s not a great time to be Lord Garmadon right now (what with the Ninjago’s #1 Most Wanted thing and all).
“I am not down on my—,” Garmadon’s eyes squeeze shut and he pinches the bridge of his nose. “You don’t even have anything worth taking!”
“I guess not,” Dareth concedes. He surveys him with a squint. “So are you just a garbage guy? Like is that your thing? No judgment from me, I guess, but it would be nice to—,”
“I am not a ‘garbage guy’!”
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“You know,” he begins in a soft voice, “—in all your months of inquiry about me, you’ve never asked about my marks.”
Dareth looks at the obscure patterns that decorate Garmadon’s inky skin. “Your marks?”
His eyes are very gentle. “Ask, Dareth.”
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This is a story about change.Series
- Part 2 of stop me if you've heard this one