Starbucks and infants
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7 months late and no Starbucks by wildechilde17
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
21 Feb 2015
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The Natasha that opened the fucktastic door of that crappy apartment though was a damn sight different from the Natasha he’d last seen going on seven months ago.
"No fucking way,” was the first thing out of his dumb mouth.
“Barton,” she’d said, “You took your sweet time. Where’s the Starbucks?”
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- Part 1 of Starbucks and infants
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3:24 am, still no starbucks. by wildechilde17
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
23 Apr 2025
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Parenthood was never part of the op. Neither was surviving.
But somehow Clint and Natasha are still here—bleary-eyed, battle-worn, raising a baby in the middle of post-SHIELD fallout while trying not to flinch every time the past knocks too hard.
The Tower is crowded. The world is watching. The baby won’t sleep.
And at 3:24am, there’s still no Starbucks.
A story about recovery, reintegration, and what happens when the family you never thought you'd have starts to feel real.
Sequel to 7 months late and no Starbucks, where Clint Barton found out he was going to be a dad about five minutes before becoming one.
Now he and Natasha are raising a baby in the Tower, pretending they're fine, and avoiding every conversation that might actually help.
Includes:
– Covert parenting
– Avenger-level emotional repression
– Soft dads, sharp knives
– One baby with opinions and zero chill
– A rotating cast of emotionally constipated POVs
– Absolutely no sleep
– And one Starbucks order so cursed it should be studiedThere’s no manual. Just two former assassins trying to survive love, nappies, and 3:24am
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- Part 2 of Starbucks and infants