Korra's Questionable Career Choices
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“Well Avatar Korra, when you initially came to us with the intentions of publishing an autobiography, I was very surprised to say the least. I think this is a really ambitious project we are undertaking here and I am honored that you have chosen our publishing company as your first choice.” The editor stood up and shook Korra’s hand.
“Actually Ping,” Korra shrugged. “You guys were my second choice. I originally went to Publishers Clearing House because I thought it would be pretty cool to have guys show up to my house to hand me a giant paycheck after I sold a bunch of books. But when I got there they told me that they ‘don’t actually publish anything’ and it was like 'Whaaaat? Why are you giving people giant paychecks if you don’t do the thing that’s actually in your company name?’ Amirite?” She dropped into the chair and planted her feet on the end of his desk.
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- Part 1 of Korra's Questionable Career Choices
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"Oh, Hey Beifong. How's it goin'?" She leaned her head back far enough to smile at the Chief.
"Well it would be going a lot better if I didn't catch you selling DRUGS downtown!" Lin bit out. She walked around the Avatar and sat at the chair opposite her.
"Wow Chief, you need to calm down. I'm pretty sure I have something for that in the stash your boys took from me."
"You mean the stash my officers CONFISCATED because they arrested you for DRUG DEALING?"
"Ehhh... I would prefer it if we didn't use the term 'Drug Dealing.' It is such a negative name for my chosen profession. I would prefer it if you would call me a 'Dealer of Highly Unlawful Goods.'"
Lin crossed her arms and stared at her.
"You're a HUG Dealer."
"Korra nodded eagerly. "Pretty neat huh?"
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- Part 2 of Korra's Questionable Career Choices