They're Idiots, Your Honor

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• Hey, Asshole! by AimeeLouWrites

  Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  27 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Genesis Rhapsodos & Cloud Strife
  • Angeal Hewley & Genesis Rhapsodos
  • Angeal Hewley & Genesis Rhapsodos & Sephiroth
  • Zack Fair & Cloud Strife
  • Zack Fair & Angeal Hewley
  • Zack Fair & Kunsel
  • Cloud Strife
  • Genesis Rhapsodos
  • Angeal Hewley
  • Sephiroth (Compilation of FFVII)
  • Zack Fair
  • Kunsel (Compilation of FFVII)
  • Vincent Valentine
  • Aerith Gainsborough
  • Veld (Compilation of FFVII)
  • Weiss the Immaculate
  • Nero the Sable
  • Rufus Shinra
  • Cissnei (Compilation of FFVII)
  • Dark Nation | Darkstar (Compilation of FFVII)
  • Alternate Universe
  • Alternate Universe - Time Travel
  • Time Travel Fix-It
  • Time Travel
  • Humor
  • Slightly Feral Time Traveler Cloud
  • Cloud Strife is a Disaster
  • Genesis Rhapsodos Does What Genesis Rhapsodos Wants
  • Unreliable Narrator
  • Putting My Grubby Little Paws All Over Canon For Fun and Profit
  • Digital Art
  • Illustrations
  • Well this went in a direction I wasn't expecting
  • Genesis Mystery Theater
  • Protective Zack Fair
  • Platonic Cuddling
  • Every single character thinks they’re in a different genre from everyone else
  • Cloud’s in a comedy but no one else is lmao
  • Deepground (Compilation of FFVII)
  • Deepground immediately goes KABOOM
  • you know what no. fuck you (un-Sephs your Roth)
  • the Cain Instinct to hit your idiot brother with a rock
  • Zack Fair & Cloud Strife Friendship
  • Bromance
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • What if your cool badass savior was a total dork. what then
  • Minor Character Death
  • So much theft. All of the theft. Cloud is a kleptomaniac of plot-relevant items. and people

  Summary

  A time-traveling Cloud takes the direct route in fixing Genesis and Angeal's degradation. This backfires immediately.

  Series

  • Part 1 of They're Idiots, Your Honor

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  45,460

  Chapters:

  20/?

  Collections:

  15

  Comments:

  3,210

  Kudos:

  7,252

  Bookmarks:

  2,139

  Hits:

  170,283

• Feral, But Like a Racoon by AimeeLouWrites

  Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  25 Jan 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Zack Fair & Angeal Hewley
  • Zack Fair
  • Angeal Hewley
  • Genesis Rhapsodos
  • Alternate Universe
  • Alternate Universe - Time Travel
  • Time Travel Fix-It
  • Zack Fair & Cloud Strife Friendship
  • Platonic Male/Male Relationships
  • Zack Fair Needs a Hug
  • Angeal needs some goddamn answers
  • Crack
  • Sheer Absolute Unrepentant Crack
  • not all the time though that's not how I operate

  Summary

  Extras for Hey, Asshole!

  1) Angeal tries to get Zack to tell him what's going on and somehow ends up teaching his student how to shave his (nonexistent) stubble
  2) Zack's Redbull Phase

  Series

  • Part 2 of They're Idiots, Your Honor

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,518

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  133

  Kudos:

  1,014

  Bookmarks:

  93

  Hits:

  11,376