raised-by-wolvesness
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sometimes i think i lost something really important to me, and it turns out i already ate it by goodbyechunkylemonmilk
Fandoms: Supernatural
06 Dec 2021
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“This is stupid,” Michael says with his entire arm inside a monster of a turkey while Adam lounges against the counter eating cranberry sauce out of a can. The little wax paper bag of giblets tore when Michael was wrestling it out, and now he’s convinced its tattered remains are going to set the oven on fire. Adam has no idea how likely that is, but he thinks it’s a pretty low-stakes problem when Michael will be standing guard the whole time with archangel grace and a turkey baster at the ready. He considers flicking a glob of cranberry sauce at the back of Michael’s head, but if his other attempts are any indication, Michael will just go incorporeal and let it splatter against the wall, and someone’s going to have to clean all that up at some point. Adam definitely isn’t going to be that someone—Sam is the older brother who damned him to Hell, and Michael is the life-partner who betrayed his memory to be with a genocidal maniac, so Adam’s basically excused from all chores forever, but he does try not to be inconsiderate.
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- Part 1 of raised-by-wolvesness
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a complaint about a crying doll from amazon that could also describe myself some days by goodbyechunkylemonmilk
Fandoms: Supernatural
05 Dec 2021
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It makes Adam feel cruel, how badly Sam wants this to work. Sam needs them to have something in common, even though the only something possible is the Cage, but even that doesn’t count, because Sam was there because he threw himself in to save the world, and Adam was there through a quirk of genetics and because he didn’t ask the right questions.
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- Part 2 of raised-by-wolvesness
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this place is fancy and i don't know which fork to kill myself with by goodbyechunkylemonmilk
Fandoms: Supernatural
08 Dec 2021
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Adam is drunk, and Sam isn’t, even though they’ve had the same number of drinks, weird veggie-forward cocktails from a vegan tapas place Adam can’t believe exists within a hundred miles of the bunker. Lantern-lit and full of heavily-pierced waitstaff bearing plates of vegan ricotta, it is definitely not the kind of restaurant they had back in Windom.
Adam gestures with the scallion that came poking out of his latest drink. Sam flinches away from a drop of tomato juice that goes flying across the table. It seems very unfair that Sam isn’t drunk, but of course he is a giant, and besides, Adam’s pretty sure most hunters are at least casual alcoholics. Sam isn’t, as far as Adam can tell, but Dean definitely was, and the gruff old guy Sam keeps trying to get Adam to hang out with, and some of the other ones who are always hanging around but whose names he hasn’t bothered to learn because he is, according to Sam, “depressed,” which is a dumb way to say, “extremely focused on rescuing his boyfriend from the secret angel afterlife no one will tell him about.”
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- Part 3 of raised-by-wolvesness
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and i feel god('s grandchild) in this chili's tonight by goodbyechunkylemonmilk
Fandoms: Supernatural
12 Dec 2021
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“I’m sorry, Michael’s what?” Sam asks, even though Adam knows for a fact that he broke the news clearly and precisely.
Adam pulls the phone away from his ear and lets it clunk against the tabletop, hoping this will communicate his dissatisfaction with Sam’s response. He is not being, he knows, completely fair, since Sam’s reaction maps pretty much perfectly onto his own.
Sam’s tinny voice asks, “But how is that even possible?” which is yet another question Adam asked but is now irritated to have to answer. Michael’s explanation was totally unscientific and relied a lot on claims about how fertile his grace has been made by Adam’s love. Adam would really prefer not to say any of it out loud.
“Well,” he says instead, “he is an angel. I guess most things are possible.”
“So he did it on purpose?”
Adam glances at Michael, who looked normal this morning and is now visibly, massively pregnant. “He says he didn’t.”
“I didn’t,” Michael says snippily. “I told you already, Adam; it’s because your unconditional love has made my grace so fertile.”
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- Part 4 of raised-by-wolvesness