what a bunch of assholes (or: theon + starks as guardians of the galaxy)
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something good, something bad, a bit of both by QueenWithABeeThrone for leapylion3
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Guardians of the Galaxy - All Media Types
06 Feb 2015
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So a thief, an assassin, two bounty hunters, and a space gladiator team up to save the galaxy. Theon doesn't know how the rest of the joke goes, but he sincerely hopes it doesn't end in "and then they all tried to kill each other". Unfortunately, that's beginning to look like a likely possibility.
(Or: in which Theon is Star-Lord, Robb is a dangerous assassin, Sansa and Arya are bounty hunter partners, Jon is a space gladiator with a fine body, and they're trying very, very hard to save the galaxy. Also, when breaking out of prison, be sure to bring chocolate bars.)
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not for hire by QueenWithABeeThrone
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
01 Jun 2015
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"We should put something up for you. Intergalactic not-assassin, not for hire."
Or: Robb opens up about his dark and murky past, once Theon tries asking him about it.
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