➤Jon is related to neither Dany nor Sansa here.
➤Jon is the bastard son of a celebrity and was raised in an orphanage.
➤Jon and Dany are both in their early thirties, Sansa is in her mid-twenties, Tyrion is in his early forties.
➤Jon is an artist and works as a curator at an art gallery owned by Varys.
➤One of Jon's best friends is Robb Stark, and Jon starts dating Robb's younger sister Sansa after Jon gets his heart stomped on by Ygritte.
➤Robb is basically Bear Grylls.
➤Jon's other best friend, Sam, is an academic and Gilly is a stay-at-home mum with a craft shop on Etsy.
➤Tyrion is a barrister nicknamed "the Lion" by London's legal community because he's scary in the courtroom.
➤Daenerys is also a barrister nicknamed "the Dragon" for the same reason and she and Tyrion have faced off in the courtroom many times.
➤Sansa is an aspiring singer-songwriter.
➤Oberyn and Elia Martell are the nice kinky bi couple who live down the street from Dany and Sansa.
➤Arya Stark is a mockney who listens to grime, smokes weed and calls everyone "bruv". Jon adores her [platonically].
➤Cersei is the Prime Minister of England and this is as fucking horrible as you expect.
➤Ned Stark is the Leader of the Opposition.
➤Tormund owns a bar.
➤The Hound owns a fried chicken restaurant called Eat Every F'king Chicken In This Room. Arya works there.
