The one-shots inside my head
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So you know that one post were Jason is upset and wants to swear at Bruce, but asks Alfred how much it would cost...
What if he could afford it?
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- Part 1 of The one-shots inside my head
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Damian would never have remembered something so important to him if he didn't die.
The fear toxin actually helped.Series
- Part 2 of The one-shots inside my head
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The Bruce-mood. By far, the worst case of Bruce to deal with.
The previous victims suffering from Bruce-mood would all agree that they prefer lecturing over this chaotic version of the silent
treatment.While in Bruce’s presence, the other bats would also ostracize the outcast in fear of also becoming part of the target of the mood until
Bruce’s approval to reintegrate them back in the fold.There is no cure... unless you ask Jason.
Or, five times that Jason asked Bruce for a hug to help his family, and one time he asked for himself
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- Part 3 of The one-shots inside my head
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*This story is a stand-alone story, all stories in this series are stand-alones*
He was three steps away when he heard it.
"—and how is that even POSSIBLE?" He recognized the voice immediately. Tim. And he sounded... not good.
Jason should have left. Should have just aborted the mission and come back another time when Tim wasn't around. That was the smart play. The tactical play. But curiosity was a bitch, and Jason found himself moving toward the sound instead of away from it. He peered around the doorframe and saw Tim in his office, pacing like a caged animal with at least five empty coffee cups scattered across his desk. The kid looked like he hadn't slept in a week. Maybe longer.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
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- Part 4 of The one-shots inside my head
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That was it.
The absolute, final, last damn time.
Dick was going to kill Jason Todd. Slowly. Painfully. With his bare hands if necessary.
As soon as he could catch him.
What starts as a furious rooftop chase through Blüdhaven turns catastrophic when three Justice League members decide to "help" Nightwing apprehend the "dangerous criminal" Red Hood.
One blast of golden energy.
One sickening crunch.
Jason hits the wall and doesn't get up.
And Dick Grayson—the smiling, charming, well-adjusted one—stops smiling.
(Featuring: pudding-related property damage, Jason's concussed Disney princess revelations, three Justice League members who made a terrible mistake, and the rage Dick Grayson has spent years learning to hide.)Series
- Part 5 of The one-shots inside my head
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All my wisdom teeth grew back, and all I got was this family by Desconhecida
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
07 Feb 2026
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Jason's wisdom teeth grew back after the Lazarus Pit. Annoying, but fixable with a quick trip to the oral surgeon.
Running into Bruce and Tim at said oral surgeon's office? Less fixable.
Jason is not mentally prepared for this confrontation. Not now. Not when he tortured the replacement only two months ago. Not when Batman chose Joker instead of him.
Not when they see him in the waiting room and look at him like he's a bomb waiting to explode.But Jason's a lot more honest when he's high.
And Bruce decides he's taking the very-hostile-but-also-very-high Jason back home with him and a very sad-because-he's-confused-by-the-drugs Tim.
What follows is post-anesthesia chaos, involuntary truth-tellingSeries
- Part 6 of The one-shots inside my head
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Jason’s been ignoring Tim and Damian’s constant sniping for a full year.
In one ear and out the other.
Until one Thursday night in the Cave, something in their argument finally cuts through the static, and Jason decides, for once, he’s not letting it slide.
Jason Todd has exactly zero patience for blood-son speeches.
Jason doesn’t want to get involved, but sometimes his impulsive behavior kills 2 birds with one stone.
And watching Bruce's jaw do that specific tight thing was the closest thing to entertainment available on a Thursday night.Series
- Part 7 of The one-shots inside my head