vampires will never hurt you
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“You know everything they say about Dracula? All that stuff I wrote in my paper?” Niall asks as he rips one of the glazed donuts in half. Harry hums. “It’s all bullshit. Real vampires do tomato juice cleanses and do yoga. Fuck.”
Harry's a vampire who's awful at parallel parking, being scary, and being alone. He meets Niall walking home alone one night.
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- Part 1 of vampires will never hurt you
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Zayn doesn’t know how to explain to Niall that both he and Harry’s obliviousness is really just unwavering, unquestionable loyalty to each other. Zayn’s only ever seen that kind of love between other werewolves in packs. But then again, he thinks as Harry walks through the door with a smile and Niall perks up and chirps a good morning, that he’s never met a pair quite like Harry and Niall before.
Harry's really good at rolling joints, Twilight isn't that bad, and there's a motorcycle named Betty.
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- Part 2 of vampires will never hurt you