Parks and the Rebellion
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The Master Plan by punkleslieknope
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Parks and Recreation
14 Apr 2022
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“You’re a jerk,” Jyn said to Cassian.
“I’m sorry?” he asked.
“Easy-" Baze started to caution her, but Jyn cut him off.
“These are real people, in a real town, working in a real building, with real feelings.”
Cassian’s face was expressionless except for one raised brow. “This building has feelings?” he asked evenly.
“Maybe,” Jyn said angrily. “There’s a lot of history in this one, maybe it does. I just don’t understand, how can you be so blasé about all of this?”
His voice rose in anger to match hers for the first time. “Because I didn’t cause these problems, Ms. Erso, your government did.”
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Jyn Erso is passionate about her work at Yavin City Hall, a job that not only lets her fight to make her community a better place, but also lets her work alongside friends she considers family. So when the town goes bankrupt and is forced to bring in a team of consultants to balance their budget, she clashes with them immediately- especially one named Cassian Andor.
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- Part 1 of Parks and the Rebellion
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Yoda by punkleslieknope
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Parks and Recreation
25 Apr 2022
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Jyn didn’t believe it. “You did this?” she asked, walking over to him.
“I’m not a monster,” he explained defensively. “I want the kids to have their concert. I just didn’t want the city to pay for it.”
“Well, consider me shocked. Now we know Mean Cassian has a soft side.”
“Is that what everyone calls me? ‘Mean Cassian?’”
“No,” she says, smiling at him for the first time. She doesn’t know why she notes that, why her brain decides this is an important moment for her to keep. But he smiles back.-
When Cassian, Kay, and Luke cancel all non-essential services in Yavin, Jyn inspires the rest of City Hall to go rogue and organize a kids concert in a park, featuring a local enigma known as Yoda.
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- Part 2 of Parks and the Rebellion
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Go Big or Go Home by punkleslieknope
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Parks and Recreation
11 May 2022
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“What about me?” Jyn looked up at Cassian when he asked that. “Do you trust me to work with you on this?”
“That’s-“ she started, racking her brain for platitudes of assurance, before deciding to settle on the truth. “That’s the hard part. No, I don’t trust you. But I don’t think you trust me either. And trust needs to go both ways.” She stuck out her hand. “How about this, instead? I promise to learn to trust you.”
He looked at her hand carefully before shaking it, as if trying to decide if doing so would accidentally trigger a bomb. He went forward with the motion anyway. “I promise to learn to trust you, too.”
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With the Yavin budget crisis growing more urgent, the City Hall gang's antics devolve into chaos when Luke and Bodhi go on a date, Jyn and Cassian cause problems, and everyone is stuck with cleaning up the consequences, figuring out how best to move forward. Of course, shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 3 of Parks and the Rebellion
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94 Meetings by punkleslieknope
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Parks and Recreation
09 Sep 2022
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“Hey, uh, guys?” Melshi eventually interrupted. Baze and Jyn both shot him a frustrated glare. “You know how you both love me, say I’m the best assistant ever, deserve to be paid a million a year, and it’s just a shame we can’t afford that, all because I never schedule you for any unnecessary meetings?”
“One of those things is true.”
“Anyway, that last part’s because anytime someone tried to schedule a meeting with either of you, I just scheduled it for May 31st.”
“Why,” came Baze’s stern reply, more so demanding than asking.
“Because I didn’t think May 31st existed! You know, ‘Thirty days have September, April, May, and November.’”
“June,” Jyn insisted. “’April, June, and November.’”
“How many meetings did you schedule for today, then?” Baze asked.
Melshi hesitated. “…Ninety-three.”
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When Melshi schedules 93 meetings on one day, Baze is furious, but Jyn is determined to get through the day without admitting weakness and asking for help. So she's less than thrilled when Cassian discovers what's going on, and gets the rest of City Hall to join in.
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- Part 4 of Parks and the Rebellion
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Flu Season by punkleslieknope
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Parks and Recreation
23 Sep 2022
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“Jyn, go home,” Cassian ordered.
“No time,” Jyn insisted, trying to fight off the feeling of lightheadedness as she looked for a pen that was already in her hand. “I gotta get ready for the Chamber of Secrets.”
“Commerce,” Cassian corrected.
“Hey Jyn!” Han shouted at them, looking up from one of the new iPads Melshi had scattered around the office. “I typed your symptoms in here and it says you could have ‘network connectivity issues.’”
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No, Jyn doesn't have the flu, why do you ask?
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- Part 5 of Parks and the Rebellion
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Media Blitz by punkleslieknope
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Parks and Recreation
28 Sep 2022
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“Two weeks out from the Harvest Festival," Cassian explained, "And we’re looking good on all internal preparation fronts. The only component where we’re lacking is in estimated attendance, which is why this week we’re focusing on a media blitz. With the interviews we have scheduled, we should be able to boost event awareness by 34.6 percent.”
“Thirty-four-point-six percent,” Jyn mocked in a robotic voice. “I’m Cassian, the numbers robot.”
“Funny,” he said, with an inflection that suggested it was not.
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The Harvest Festival's almost here, so the gang launches a media blitz to try and drum up more support. It immediately gets off to a rough start when the local journalists start questioning Cassian about Ice Town, and Jyn jumps to defend him. Meanwhile, Bodhi gets jealous when he sees how well Luke and Leia get along.
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- Part 6 of Parks and the Rebellion
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Harvest Festival by punkleslieknope
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Parks and Recreation, Andor (TV)
11 Dec 2022
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The Harvest Festival is finally here, and off to a strong start when Leia is able to secure an appearance from the most famous miniature horse in Yavin, Li'l Artoo.
Unfortunately for them, everything else goes wrong after that: Li'l Artoo goes missing, the power goes out, and half of the City Hall gang gets stuck all night on a broken Ferris wheel. Local newspaper journalist Dedra Meero blames everything on Cassian, and convinces the town that the Harvest Festival is cursed.Series
- Part 7 of Parks and the Rebellion
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Camping by punkleslieknope
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Andor (TV), Parks and Recreation (TV)
24 Oct 2023
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“Welcome to the Scarif Recreational Area,” Jyn announced as they began to unload their gear.
“Scarif?” Chirrut interrupted. “Perfect!”
Jyn ignored him.
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When Jyn struggles to come up with an idea to follow-up the Harvest Festival, she forces the rest of City Hall to join a brainstorming camping trip at a nearby beach park. Meanwhile, Luke stays with Leia at City Hall to discuss the end of their contract as the consultants prepare to leave Yavin.
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- Part 8 of Parks and the Rebellion
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Luke and Bodhi's Fancy Party by punkleslieknope
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Andor (TV), Parks and Recreation (TV)
15 Jan 2024
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Jyn caught up to Bodhi as he left. “Hey, can I talk to you for a second?”
“Sure, what’s up?”
“Uh, what’s up, what could possibly be up…I don’t know, maybe asking me before throwing a big party?”
“Oh, Jyn, I’m sorry. I didn’t think it’d be a big deal, since we hosted the holiday party before.”
“Yeah, you and I hosted, back when it was the Tacky Holiday Party. Where everyone wore ugly sweaters and for ‘religious inclusivity’ Shara bought decorations for any holiday you could find a convincing enough Wikipedia page for. That’s not you and Luke trying to throw a /gala/ in our house without even asking me.”
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Bodhi and Luke volunteer to host City Hall's annual holiday party, which quickly spirals out of hand and leads to tension with Jyn. Meanwhile, Cassian asks for career advice, and Shara must overcome Kay's attempts to force healthy choices on the rest of the group.
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- Part 9 of Parks and the Rebellion