If it's not broken (don't fix it)
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“Stanley? Is...is something wrong? Why- are you sick?”
Again, Stanley shakes his head. He signs something, reluctantly. 'Need some privacy.'
That baffles the Narrator.
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Stanley's acting a little stranger than usual and once the Narrator realizes why, he's determined to help.
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- Part 1 of If it's not broken (don't fix it)
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The man smiles, reaching out to pet the Line™ again. It reacts like a cat, its™ thrumming hums growing stronger as it™ leans into Stanley's touch.
You're a good Line™ He praises. It™ squeezes him again and shifts. Stanley watches bemused as it™ wraps itself™ from his legs (keeping a tight grip on his upper body so he doesn't tumble onto the dusty archives floor) and then travels up one of his legs individually to-
Oh fuck-
(Or, Stanley and the Line™ spend some quality time together)
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- Part 2 of If it's not broken (don't fix it)
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The man smiles, reaching out to pet the Line again. It reacts like a cat, its thrumming hums growing stronger as it leans into Stanley's touch.
You're a good Line He praises. It squeezes him again and shifts. Stanley watches bemused as it wraps itself from his legs (keeping a tight grip on his upper body so he doesn't tumble onto the dusty archives floor) and then travels up one of his legs individually to-
Oh fuck-
(Or, Stanley and the Line spend some quality time together. Now accessibility friendly without the use ™ everywhere!)
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- Part 3 of If it's not broken (don't fix it)
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Stanley freezes. The Narrator does too. For a moment no one lifts a finger or says anything.
Stanley reaches out his hand slowly and then the voice comes back to life.
“Stanley, I think we ought to get on with the Story, yes? Whatever point you were trying to make, I think you've maahhhhh-”A delighted smile spreads across Stanley's face and he repeats the action, his hand gliding over the Office's wallpaper as it elicits another breathy gasp from the speakers.
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Or: The Office is horny. Stanley tries to help.
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- Part 4 of If it's not broken (don't fix it)
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There’s the smell of polyethylene, all around him, the vibrating hum of electricity coursing through wires that twitch against Stanley. He feels them brush his cheeks, his neck, his arms and legs, engulfing him like vines in a jungle but never once attempting to stop him.
Stanley pushes himself up against the metal casing which he thinks is another rack, rubbing his fingers against ports as everything squirms underneath him. His hand find a crevice and he shoves his fingers inside, tips rubbing against finely crafted metal.
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The power went out in the Office and Stanley and the Narrator set out to fix it. But when they find the server room, they end up a little...distracted.Series
- Part 5 of If it's not broken (don't fix it)