Never A Dull Circumstance
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Give Me The Heart On Your Neck by recoveringanonymousposter
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
07 Sep 2022
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Simon is caught in a... hard situation after walking in on Baz after football practice.
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Snow is licking my thighs. And kissing them. And biting them. He can’t get enough.
The noises I’m making are obscene. I’d be ashamed but I know he likes them. Encourages them even.
“Snow-” I pant out. “Snow do you want-”
“Yeah,” he murmurs inbetween a kiss and a bite, “I want .”
I laugh at that. I can’t help it. Why would Simon be any more articulate during sex than he is in any other aspect of life? That’s okay, I can speak enough for the both of us.
“Snow, would you like to put that mouth elsewhere?”
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- Part 1 of Never A Dull Circumstance
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Litany In Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out by recoveringanonymousposter
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
09 Aug 2022
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Simon and Baz, learning how to be older and wiser
Snippets of their lives together, conversations and decisions and moments
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- Part 2 of Never A Dull Circumstance
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Followed Him To Hell by recoveringanonymousposter
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
02 Sep 2022
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Baz teases Simon with a vibe as a silent film is playing that's it thats the fic
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"But you do you need to be so dramatic about it Simon? Fair enough buying a vibrator without telling me. More than fair enough wanting me to use it on you. But the response to me wanting to watch something more intellectual than one of your bloody Mr America films-""Captain America."
"Whichever, Snow. The point is you disappearing into our room only to fetch your secret hidden vibrator and ask me to use it on you after I ask you to watch a perfectly acceptable film is a tad... overdramatic"
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- Part 3 of Never A Dull Circumstance
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I Can't Move Until You Touch Me by recoveringanonymousposter
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
09 Jan 2023
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My dick twitches, remembering what he’s talking about. Simon, sleepy-eyed and soft tied up against the bed frame, brightened by the golden morning sun and the sweat clinging to his skin as he moaned and twitched to the ruthless vibrations of the plug up his arse and my tongue around his cock.
The moan when I pulled off.
The look on his face when I exclaimed, oh so innocently, that I was running late for my very important lecture and would have to leave right that very second.
Be back in a couple of hours. Don’t have too much fun without me, Simon. I said.
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- Part 4 of Never A Dull Circumstance