The Deadbeat Club

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• No Matter How Many Times I Read the Police Report, There's One Thing I Just Don't Understand: Why Were You Having Sex At The Soup Store? by violeteyes

  Fandoms: Original Work  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M
  • Complete Work

  07 Jul 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • kink content
  • Hypnotic suggestion
  • Implied Violence
  • Slang
  • Cyberpunk
  • Cyberpunk Criminals
  • four different varieties of Disaster Lesbian on a job together
  • Bioengineered Sex Assassins
  • jokes about Karens
  • woman becoming a feral sex monster
  • minor expansion/implied hyper elements
  • bioengineered custom genitalia
  • impromptu consensual post-human sexual activity
  • implied possible hivemind infection
  • honestly I just kinda threw the kitchen sink at this one
  • Heist
  • Crimes & Criminals
  • Pre-Heist
  • First Dates
  • Bisexual Female Character
  • Strong Female Characters
  • look I don't know how many tags is enough tags
  • Use of psychedelics
  • Janine's accent is more Beverly Hillbillies than that of any actual locale in the American South

  Summary

  It's the morning after what should have been the easiest bit of setup professional fixer Lisa Saturday had ever had to oversee. Of course that meant everything went wrong and she spent the night in the district lockup, but that's not even the beginning of how far out-of-bounds this whole thing went.

  Series

  • Part 1 of The Deadbeat Club

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,726

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  3

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  318

• Meanwhile, With the Terror Triplets (Schlocktober `25) by violeteyes

  Fandoms: Original Work  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, Multi
  • Complete Work

  04 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • bioengineered custom genitalia
  • consensual post-human sexual activity
  • unwashed sex toys
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Is Clone Sex Incest?
  • Bad Decisions
  • sex-related injury
  • the worse the sexual slang is the more i like it
  • quadruple fisting
  • which i can only hear in the same sort of quake 3 announcer voice like QUAD DAMAGE
  • icepacks for head injuries
  • quesadillas for sex
  • implying that for some guys a clitoris big enough to fuck isn't enough and they need an old-fashioned penis
  • one character contemplates sex with a horse for several seconds but only because she's too pent-up to live
  • calling your clone-sister a bitch when she gives you a fuckable lunch
  • at-home laser hair treatments of the Future!
  • talking like an ogre or caveman because it's funny
  • recreational drugs of the Future!
  • first aid is no reason to stop fucking
  • mysterious glowing substances
  • Clit-Fucking
  • that is to say growing yr mutant clit out twenty centimeters or so and fucking someone with it
  • using yr clone-sister's attempt at footplay as a cunning trap to keep her in place as you continue to provide first aid
  • fantasizing about the gap between a woman's front teeth
  • t-shirts: not where you go for accurate translation work
  • really it's bondage that only works because both sides agree that it's working
  • unsanitary and unprofessional piercing practices
  • it's fine tho they have military-grade immune systems
  • given more time donna probably would have dug up a nurse's uniform from somewhere
  • Kissing
  • did i tag that yet it's chapter five and they've been doing it the whole time
  • they're already on the descent portion of the parabola that's why there's no zero-g fucking this time
  • dump-coffee is slangily meant to imply it's made with a pod or instant crystals or something else substandard not fecal matter
  • what is and what is not part of a doctor's vocabulary
  • masturbating in regret
  • body image issues
  • scent triggering memory
  • grinding on furniture
  • unintentional edging
  • fucking with the thermostat
  • they actually do love her they're just somewhat out of touch with human emotion
  • bangin' a toilet
  • an unconscious practicioner of ti kwan leep
  • giving her head on the unmade bed while yr clone-sister sleeps on the couch
  • women in insufficient dress
  • victorian tea party
  • these three aren't the type to keep or be a harem but they know the people who do
  • maudlin depressed head
  • watching old sex videos
  • i probably did not do enough strip club research before writing chapter 13
  • i probably did not do enough australia research before writing chapter 14
  • i definitely did not do enough cooking show research before writing chapter 15
  • why wouldn't you keep a refrigerator box if you had the spare room to do so?
  • chuck is he/bro and charlie is they/she
  • helping your DM through discovering something about themselves they aren't one hundred percent ready to admit to
  • writing about massages only makes you think about how badly yr muscles hurt
  • writing about being tired only makes you think about how tired you are
  • this could have been so much better/worse if i wasn't so wiped out
  • someone find me a joint where i can get a bowl of minchee like pronto
  • two of these movies are real - it's not hard to guess which ones
  • why donna can't go back to canada
  • sexy vs unsexy nurse costume
  • the problems with self-bondage
  • the worst party you can imagine doesn't go that badly but you leave early anyway
  • closing down the bar with the only people you really trust

  Summary

  Meanwhile, between stories in the Deadbeat Club/Soup Store extended universe (one story done, but two stories still cooking!), three bored sex mutant clone sisters make terrible decisions and fuck their way through an entire month. Poorly.

  Series

  • Part 2 of The Deadbeat Club

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  40,334

  Chapters:

  29/29

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  6

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  834