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'Tallica Bullshit

Series Metadata

Creator:

Series Begun:

2022-08-21

Series Updated:

2022-12-31

Stats:

Words:: 21,214
Works:: 12
Complete:: No
Bookmarks:: 8

Listing Series

Everyone Knows You Can Take It by orphan_account

Fandoms: Metallica
30 Sep 2022
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Summary

Pure, fucking smut. Nothing more, nothing less.

Series
- Part 1 of 'Tallica Bullshit
Language:

English

Words:

585

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

71

Bookmarks:

8

Hits:

3,310
You'll Feel Guilty by orphan_account

Fandoms: Metallica
21 Aug 2022
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Summary

Your boyfriend, Kirk Hammett, had recently broke up with you.
Just in time for the "Damaged Justice" Tour.
With seemingly no one on your side, James comes to your rescue like he always does.
With some complications...

Series
- Part 2 of 'Tallica Bullshit
Language:

English

Words:

6,699

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

7

Kudos:

102

Bookmarks:

14

Hits:

3,581
Wet by orphan_account

Fandoms: Metallica
02 Oct 2022
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Summary

Our lovely Jaimie gets you all wet and he hasn't even touched you.
Requested on Tumblr!!

Series
- Part 3 of 'Tallica Bullshit
Language:

English

Words:

889

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

68

Bookmarks:

4

Hits:

2,907
Cold Nights by orphan_account

Fandoms: Metallica
05 Oct 2022
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Summary

It's cold and you can't sleep so Jamie warms you up.

Series
- Part 4 of 'Tallica Bullshit
Language:

English

Words:

566

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

79

Bookmarks:

5

Hits:

2,305
Would You? by orphan_account

Fandoms: Metallica
06 Oct 2022
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Summary

You'd been thinking of ending yours and James' relationship for a while now.
Only when you finally decide to go through with it does reality set in and it's more difficult to leave him than you thought.

Series
- Part 5 of 'Tallica Bullshit
Language:

English

Words:

2,635

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

63

Bookmarks:

5

Hits:

1,858
First Time? by orphan_account

Fandoms: Metallica
09 Oct 2022
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Summary

Requested on Tumblr!!

Series
- Part 6 of 'Tallica Bullshit
Language:

English

Words:

1,763

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

65

Bookmarks:

12

Hits:

3,349
Ride Me, Baby by orphan_account

Fandoms: Metallica
10 Oct 2022
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Summary

Requested on Tumblr

Series
- Part 7 of 'Tallica Bullshit
Language:

English

Words:

648

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

124

Bookmarks:

13

Hits:

5,360
Look At Yourself by orphan_account

Fandoms: Metallica
11 Oct 2022
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Summary

Tumblr Request

Series
- Part 8 of 'Tallica Bullshit
Language:

English

Words:

858

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

63

Bookmarks:

9

Hits:

3,399
You'll Learn by orphan_account

Fandoms: Metallica
13 Oct 2022
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Summary

Tumblr Request

Series
- Part 9 of 'Tallica Bullshit
Language:

English

Words:

1,354

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

75

Bookmarks:

5

Hits:

3,501
You’re Gonna Have To Take It by orphan_account

Fandoms: Metallica
19 Nov 2022
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Summary

Tumblr Request

Series
- Part 10 of 'Tallica Bullshit
Language:

English

Words:

979

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

3

Kudos:

92

Bookmarks:

8

Hits:

4,804
James Hetfield NSFW Alphabet by orphan_account

Fandoms: Metallica
21 Nov 2022
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Summary

All eras of James NSFW alphabet

Series
- Part 11 of 'Tallica Bullshit
Language:

English

Words:

1,780

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

64

Bookmarks:

9

Hits:

3,819
I'll Take Care Of You by orphan_account

Fandoms: Metallica
31 Dec 2022
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Summary

Requested on Tumblr!!

Series
- Part 12 of 'Tallica Bullshit
Language:

English

Words:

2,458

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

94

Bookmarks:

9

Hits:

3,406