The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
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Of White Hair and Simple Smiles by RoseShower
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
11 Mar 2026
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Hatake Kakashi dies and is reincarnated as Gojo Satoru's son.
Following the completion of a mission, Gojo Satoru is intrigued by the excessive concentration of potent curse energy emanating from the next building over—a Children's Home. Upon teleporting himself inside, instead of confronting a formidable unregistered sorcerer, he encounters a toddler with white hair, whose visage bears an unsettling resemblance to his own.
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- Part 1 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
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Maddening Grins and Grieving Masks by RoseShower
Fandoms: Naruto, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Jul 2023
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25-year-old Hatake Kakashi should've known life would only get harder as a father.
Or, Gojo Satoru dies, gets reincarnated, and starts fucking up Konoha—all with(out) Kakashi's parental permission, of course.
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- Part 2 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
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Sunshine On a Hot Summer Day by RoseShower
Fandoms: Naruto, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Jan 2024
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It seems that no matter where Uzumaki Naruto goes, there are always problems that need fixing. That's okay, though. He'll do what he does best: fix the world by being kind one step at a time.
Or, Uzumaki Naruto reincarnates into the Gojo Clan as Gojo Satoru's weird, shunned cousin and changes things.
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- Part 3 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
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A Heart For a Red Headband by RoseShower
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Sep 2025
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Sakura stares down at the toddler in her arms and thinks, I'll kill the world for you.
Haruno Sakura reincarnates into the world of JJK and just so happens to be Itadori Yuuji's favorite (and only) aunt.
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- Part 4 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
- Part 1 of My Saccharine Sakura
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A Life of Almost by RoseShower
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Jun 2025
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"So. Yeah. That's how I became a daddy of two babies," Gojo drawls.
After the mindfuck and heartbreak that was Geto Suguru, 17-year-old Gojo Satoru tells himself he must move on. Unfortunately, the universe decides to send him a big 'Fuck You' in the form of two babies that look eerily similar to his ex-best friend, sitting snug in a box right outside his front door.
Or, after everything goes wrong during the battle against Kaguya, Kakashi and Obito die and reincarnate together as the sons of two emotionally constipated teenagers. They cope.
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- Part 5 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
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The Silly Child of Stardust by RoseShower
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Dec 2025
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Gojo Satoru finds a parent in his mysterious servant caretaker.
Kakashi becomes stranded in a far dimension during the Fourth Shinobi World War after a sealing went wrong. Rather than panic, he decides to bide his time as a hired servant for a named 'Gojo' Clan he lands smack in the middle of, determined to find a way back. Unfortunately, he accidentally adopts the World's Strongest Baby in the process.
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- Part 6 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
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Of White Hair and Simple Smiles (OLD) by RoseShower
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
01 Feb 2025
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A 24-year-old Gojo Satoru doesn't quite understand why there's an unhealthy level of his own curse energy flowing in one particular area that he's never been in. He also doesn't understand why when he manifests there, he finds a miniature version of himself with a single mole.
Or, Hatake Kakashi dies and is reincarnated as Gojo Satoru's son.
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- Part 7 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
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Womb of the Damned by RoseShower
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Sep 2025
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A monster is something only a mother could love.
Before Ryoumen Sukuna had ever been granted his title, he had been someone else. A son, to a mother lost to time.
(Aka: Sakura as Sukuna's mom.)
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- Part 8 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
- Part 3 of My Saccharine Sakura
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Missing Nebula by RoseShower
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
14 Mar 2025
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Gojo Satoru never knew his father. As the current (and negligent) clan head, he naturally assumed the previous incompetent man holding the seat to be his sire.
He's being sealed. And the imposter wearing the face of his one and only staggers in surprise when the seal doesn't quite work—because what comes out of it instead is a stronger man with a shock of silver hair and dispassionate eyes that look strikingly familiar.
In which Hatake Kakashi happens to be Gojo Satoru's father, and nobody knows until the world needs him most.
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- Part 9 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
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Star-Crossed Planetoid by RoseShower
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
20 Mar 2025
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Kakashi and Satoru are brothers. It changes everything.
Both Kakashi and Obito reincarnate after dying in the war trying to save each other. Tragically, only one of them retains their full memory.
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- Part 10 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
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Mother’s Malediction by RoseShower
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Jul 2025
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October 31st, 2018. 8:31 PM. Shibuya, Tokyo. Subject: Ryoumen Sukuna — emergence confirmed within host Itadori Yuuji. Immediate neutralization authorized.
October 31st, 2018. 8:35 PM. Jujutsu Technical High, Tokyo. Subject: Maternal entity — emergence event logged. No operational control. Outcome indeterminate.
Evil spawns from somewhere.
As it turns out, Ryoumen Sukuna had a mother who was ancient, kind, and preserved beyond human lifespans. In stories, it was said that she was benevolence incarnate, a direct opposite of her son. As such, she was brought into the Culling Games as a desperate countermeasure conducted under the high authority of Jujutsu, meant to contain the very beast unleashed.
But don't you know?
A Mother Loves Her Children.
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- Part 11 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
- Part 4 of My Saccharine Sakura