OMERTA
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“I think as long as you're not being an asshole, I’d rather just fuck you instead,” Kyle’s lips brush against Cartman’s as he says this, a flush spreading with the heat that travels down his chest.
“I can be nice,” Cartman answers.
“Yeah?”
“I can be so fucking nice,” He stresses.
(UPDATE: 12/4/25 - This is currently being rewritten a chapter at a time until I'm no longer embarrassed)
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- Part 1 of OMERTA
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“Congrats, Kyle!”
“You to,” he says, crowding a bit closer so he can hear her better, “have you seen the guys?”
Bebe rolls her eyes and points over to the couches, “Your boyfriends looking for you too. He says his laps cold,”
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- Part 2 of OMERTA
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“You thought you were gonna get some of that pussy,” Kyle cuts in.
“Fuck, you sound just like Cartman-“ Stan takes another big breath, “ANYWAY-"
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- Part 3 of OMERTA
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“Well, I mean not that I mind being your stress reliever. I fucking love it when you’re mad but I mean- you’ve been like super irritated recently and it’s not even at me and- “
“You think I’m fucking you because I had a bad day at work and I can’t smoke weed about it?”
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- Part 4 of OMERTA
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“Are you gonna move?”
Cartman’s grin turns a little sharper at that, like he knows something Kyle doesn’t.
“No, I don’t think so,” he starts, “think I might play a couple rounds with the guys actually.”
Kyle stares at him, an eyebrow raised, “OK? So, you want me to just-“
“Sit here, yeah,” Cartman finishes.
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- Part 5 of OMERTA