Wingman Wayne
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'I met a real nice fella at the game,' Wayne says. 'He was wearin' lipgloss, so I figured he'd probably be gay. Got his number for ya.'
Eddie shuffles himself in an upright sitting position, staring at Wayne with his jaw dropped. His uncle is looking particularly pleased with himself, and Eddie almost can't bring himself to say what he's about to say.
'Dude,' he starts, 'You can't do that, man.'
The excitement disappears from Wayne's face when he hears the tone of Eddie's voice.
'What do you mean?'
'You can't just go around asking random dudes' numbers on my behalf, man!'Or: Wayne wants to set Eddie up with some lame guy Eddie is extremely and utterly uninterested in, thank you very much.
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- Part 1 of Wingman Wayne
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'Would you like to go on a date with the most perfect girl in the world?' Steve asks, sounding like he's presenting some kind of game show and about to reveal which prize she has won.
Robin wrinkles her nose. 'Why do you sound like you're scamming me?
'I'm not scamming you!' he exclaims in an indignant tone. 'I literally have the perfect girl to set you up with, trust me!'Or: queer matchmaker Wayne Munson strikes again (can also very well be read as stand-alone fic!)
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- Part 2 of Wingman Wayne