Tales From My Stupid Polycule Brainrot
Series Metadata
Listing Series
-
Tags
Summary
--Sample from the Fic--
Herb opened his eyes, immediately flushing red at the sight before him. Licorice had fastened a strap to himself and gently set the lube on his bedside table. Noticing Herb’s look of shock, he snickered.
“What, haven’t you been pegged before?”
“Actually…” Herb blushed in embarrassment, shaking his head.
“Wow, really? I’m shocked Clover hasn’t tried it… Well, don’t worry, I do this to Velvet all the time so I’m kind of an expert.” Licorice held a hand to his chest proudly, noticing Herb’s gaze fixed on the strap. “Oh, don’t worry, I have to get you ready first. No way you’ll be able to take it immediately, first time or not.”
--TL;DR--
The first time Herb gets pegged in the ~lore~ of the polycule.
Series
- Part 1 of Tales From My Stupid Polycule Brainrot
-
Tags
Summary
--Sample from the Fic--
“Oh fuck.” Licorice quickly circled, finding an absurdly fluffy tail suddenly attached to Clover. When he grabbed it, Clover yelped and quickly jumped up, growling before slapping his hands over his mouth.
“Licorice. What the fuck is going on.” Clover looked him dead in the eyes while baring his teeth, giving Licorice more than enough time to notice they were extraordinarily pointed.
“I was trying an experiment and-”
“Please, please tell me you can reverse it.” Clover picked up his hat, holding it safely off the ground, off-put by its absence from his head.
“That’s a great question… it might be a few days. Or a week. If I’m lucky, it’ll just go away, but I’ll start working on a way to fix it right now!”
--TL;DR--
Licorice accidentally does some magical bullshit and makes Clover a dogboy. Chaos ensues.
Series
- Part 2 of Tales From My Stupid Polycule Brainrot
-
Reunion and Recovery (AKA Velvet is dense as bricks) by FrozenNineTales
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
03 Apr 2023
Tags
Summary
--Sample From The Fic--
With that, Herb left the room, leaving Velvet to stand, dumbfounded at his own sickening thoughts. This was three times now, three times lusting after a taken man who was far, far too good for him. He grumbled, picking whatever random clothing he saw in the closet before slowly walking out of his room and into the hall.
Licorice was sitting at the table, eating a snack, something so odd as to cause Velvet to halt in his tracks. Licorice noticed him after a moment, jumping up to his feet to run over and embrace him in a hug.
“I’ve wanted to do that since you got here, but Herb insisted I couldn’t. What’s got you up and about?” Licorice’s grin made Velvet’s heart flutter, and he paused.
--TL;DR--
Wet 2.0 has me by the balls and I decided to put my own spin on it; quick summary, Velvet is sad then he gets fucked it's great. Read the original, it's like... edible. Give them Kudos from me because holy mother of good shit.
Series
- Part 3 of Tales From My Stupid Polycule Brainrot
-
Boo! Fake Hatefuck! With Included Feelings! For FREE! by FrozenNineTales
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
03 May 2023
Tags
Summary
--Sample from the Fic--
“What did you just call me?” Velvet snarled, causing Licorice to freeze up for a moment. A moment too long. “I said what did you call me?”
As he spoke, he slammed his claw into the wall next to Licorice, causing a few pebbles to fall off with a cloud of dust.
“Mutt. You’re nothing but a useless mutt.” Licorice snarled back, though this was contained only to his voice and not an actual growl. “You’re just as useless as your hounds!”
Velvet’s claw dragged down the wall, the scraping noise causing both of them to cringe harshly as Velvet leaned down and in, only a few inches from Licorice’s face.
“Now listen here, brat. You can insult me all you want. I can defend myself. But you do not. Ever. Insult my hounds.” Velvet snarled, Licorice cringing as he felt some spit land on his face.
--TL;DR--
It's a fake hatefuck, that's about it. :)
Series
- Part 4 of Tales From My Stupid Polycule Brainrot
-
Roll for Pregnancy; My Weirdest Fic Yet (Probably) by FrozenNineTales
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
09 May 2023
Tags
Summary
--Sample from the Fic--
“Velvet, breathe. You’re gonna pass out.” Licorice spoke worriedly, moving Velvet to rest against him, doing his best to hold him still and distract him from the pain.
“Hurts.” Velvet whined, tears beginning to fall from his eyes as he managed to barely gasp in gulps of air through his pained groaning.
“Shh, it’s okay.” Licorice gently played with Velvet’s hair, kissing the top of his head as he couldn’t reach his cheek. “Darling, can we try to help you?”
--TL;DR--
Uhhh... I can't explain myself here, Velvet has a heat and shit goes down. Might eventually have a second chapter but the title is misleading there is NO PREGNANCY in the first chapter, just talk of it. If the tags are bad I'm sorry this isn't my best work so I didn't try all too hard on the fic-posting,,,
Series
- Part 5 of Tales From My Stupid Polycule Brainrot
-
Tags
Summary
--Sample from the Fic--
Clover finally felt as if the outfit was complete, awkwardly adjusting the purple and black hat as its weight was different from his usual hat, and it threw him off. The dress fit perfectly, though he was incredibly aware that it was a bit shorter than expected, leaving a bit of a gap between his thigh-highs and the bottom of the skirt. The look was supposed to be more cute than scary, but the skin felt like a bit too much; at least the long gloves made him feel more covered.
“I’m ready!” Clover called out cheerfully before leaving the bathroom, very much noticing how both of his partners looked away bashfully as he grinned.--TL;DR--
Wanted to write a Halloween fic, ended up being indecisive, so here's this! It's planned to be 2+ chapters, no promises beyond 2 though.
AKA: Everyone goes to this Halloween party and fucks afterwards
Tags may be updated, if not, please check the pre-fic notes for accurate tags on chapters beyond 1!Series
- Part 6 of Tales From My Stupid Polycule Brainrot
- Part 2 of Stupid October Shenanigans