Raccoon x Con man shenanigans
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The day Sampo Koski lost his heart to a Raccoon by dapw_san
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 May 2023
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There's no way she literally said that straight to his face. Saying that she liked him ?.
There must be ulterior motives that he hasn't seen behind that smile. This, it's probably a prank of revenge towards everything that he has done towards her and her friends. This is a joke right?, where's the cameramen filming his reaction?!.
But what ulterior motive is there to see and guess, when she suddenly, literally, lifted and grabbed one of his hands towards her face, and gave the back of his hand a little kiss.
Not good not good not good,
THIS WASN'T WHAT HE EXPECTED TO HAPPEN AT ALL!
"Ah, um, uh, i'm sorry if you're offended with it. I learned that kissing the hand of someone that you like is a direct way to convey your feelings too as kissing their lips would be too intimate for a first timer." Stelle
"I... Didn't know that you would react like this, I'm truly sorry. Um, I could try to wipe your hand clean if you want to." Stelle
EVEN THOUGH YOU COULD WIPE IT CLEAN, THAT'S NOT THE MAIN PROBLEM !.
IT'S THE FACT THAT YOU DID IT TO HIM THAT WON'T GO AWAY !.
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LEARN ABOUT THIS STUFF?! WHERE DID YOU LEARN IT FROM AND WHO TAUGHT YOU ABOUT ROMANCE-
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- Part 1 of Raccoon x Con man shenanigans
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He's the Perfect walking Garbage by dapw_san
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
01 Aug 2023
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It was supposed to be only a joke.
"Hm? What ? You still want to pay me back ?. Oh- how kind of you to this poor ol' Sampo Koski."
"Well then, how about you help me out and pay me back with your body, hmm?~."
He was trying to tease her, as he honestly thought that she would be either embarrassed or maybe she'd try to jab his guts straight to the stomach due to his words.
But wait- why is she suddenly undressing in front of him ?. What's happening right now???.
He thought as his face got smacked by her unzipped slitted mini skirt that she had accidentally thrown away straight to his face.
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This was not supposed to happen. But hey, he's not complaining !
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- Part 2 of Raccoon x Con man shenanigans
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In another life, I would love to dig trash with you again by dapw_san
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 Dec 2023
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"I don't like you." Sampo said, hoping that Stelle was not as unfazed as he had initially thought.
"Um, I know??. Like you already told me that every other day??." She said, not caring in the slightest as if it was normal. She just continues looking at her TV show again.
Sampo was stunned once again. He didn't know what to say. How was she still so chill in the face of his blatant hatred and complete lack of interest?. The fact that Stelle still didn't seem bothered by the revelation stung even worse. He knew it was time to go full force.
"I hate you." Sampo said softly under his breath.
"No...I absolutely detest you." He then whispered, there was still that evil business smile on his face.
She only humms, looks at him in one moment, before continuing to eat her snack again while shrugging.
"That's okay, I'm already used to it by now." She said while watching the TV again.
This is not what Sampo was expecting at all. He thought this would get Stelle angry, get her yelling at him. What should he do to get her to divorce him??.
(Raccoon x conman, the prequel.)
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- Part 3 of Raccoon x Con man shenanigans