Izzy Hands Bingo
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Izzy Hands, an exchange student at a university in California, resorts to starring in pornography to pay for his student tuition. When he Meets the Captain of the football team, Edward Teach, however, Ed recognises him from somewhere...
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“You know, I feel like I know you from somewhere.” Ed murmured, smoke pouring out of his mouth as he spoke
Izzy blushed at that. “I mean, I suppose I feel the same. It feels like I’ve known you for longer than a few hours.”
“Well, yes, but that isn’t what I meant. Your face is familiar, you don’t take sports science do you?”
“Urr… No.” He felt that warm feeling slowly be replaced by panic. “I do computer science.”
“Odd.” was all Ed replied.
Fuck he knows- but how could he know? He would have to be watching gay porn to know. “Maybe I just have one of those faces?”
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- Part 1 of Izzy Hands Bingo
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Israel hands is reaping the rewards from waking the Kraken inside of his Captain. In unexpected ways, perhaps, Edward is Crueller to him than he has ever been before as he deals with the (supposed) death of Stede Bonnet.
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Blackbeard smiled a fierce smile. “But you would say anything to please me right now, wouldn’t you?” They both knew it was true. Israel Hands would never, ever deny Edward, not if it cost him a world of pain, his dignity, hell he had sacrificed body parts for this. For his Blackbeard. So why did the fact of it turn his stomach as much as it turned him on? “Anything to stop me from hurting you- like you don’t secretly enjoy it.” Izzy swallowed. “Oh, don’t think I don’t see how every time I slap you, when I choke you almost until you fall on your knees, how much you love every. Second.”
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- Part 2 of Izzy Hands Bingo
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Cryptid Hunter Extraordinaire, Stede Bonnet by hotcryptidsummer
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Jun 2023
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Stede drags his long-suffering irritable husband on a hike in the peak district, hoping to become the most famous crypto-zoologist of all time. They discover something unexpected in the wilderness, and perhaps more than they bargained for.
Who ever said hiking was boring?Series
- Part 3 of Izzy Hands Bingo
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Curses and Love are not so far apart by hotcryptidsummer
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Jul 2023
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Edward Teach asks the help of a magical practitioner, Stede Bonnet, to break a curse his ex-lover has put on him. How is he so sure it was Izzy? Well, only he would be petty enough to make sure he could never perform sexually unless it was while thinking about him. It was a rough break-up.
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- Part 4 of Izzy Hands Bingo