Meatspace
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Eddie groans, ‘Wow. That’s terrible, you have offended me greatly.’
‘Okay, okay. Seriously though. I need to know, this is important. What do you call a cow with no legs?’
Eddie racks his brain for the obvious answer…
Before he can find it, Steve says, ‘Ground beef.’
Eddie rests his head on his arms, allows it to sink onto the table.
Lets out a full belly laugh.
Fuck.
Funny guys are Eddie’s kryptonite. Especially super nerdy ones, who like terrible puns, who know exactly how adorable they are.
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- Part 1 of Meatspace
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Steve got a disturbing phone call the day of a planned BDSM scene and tries to use kink as a form of release. He neglects to tell Eddie what he's doing. Confusion ensues.
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- Part 2 of Meatspace
