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1. Meat Cute by ohthejomanity

   Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Apr 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson
   • Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington
   • Steve Harrington & The Party
   • Steve Harrington
   • Eddie Munson
   • Robin Buckley
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Rock Star Eddie Munson
   • Steve Harrington is the Hottest Man Alive and Eddie Cannot Handle It
   • Switching
   • Blow Jobs
   • Top Steve Harrington
   • Bottom Eddie Munson
   • And like they try the other dynamic first but Steve is a slutty brat and has other ideas
   • Meat Puns
   • Don't read this is you're a vegan maybe
   • No animals were harmed in the making of this fic
   • Spit Kink
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Switch Eddie Munson
   • Switch Steve Harrington
   • bones - Freeform
   • Boners
   • Boning
   • Mild Daddy Kink
   • Unlabelled Sexuality Steve Harrington
   • Very Gay and Horny Eddie Munson
   • Steve Harrington is a feeder and a sweetheart

   Summary

   Eddie groans, ‘Wow. That’s terrible, you have offended me greatly.’

   ‘Okay, okay. Seriously though. I need to know, this is important. What do you call a cow with no legs?’

   Eddie racks his brain for the obvious answer…

   Before he can find it, Steve says, ‘Ground beef.’

   Eddie rests his head on his arms, allows it to sink onto the table.

   Lets out a full belly laugh.

   Fuck.

   Funny guys are Eddie’s kryptonite. Especially super nerdy ones, who like terrible puns, who know exactly how adorable they are.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Meatspace

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   English

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