Pencils and Sharpeners don't mix
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Pencil was getting dull, and Jimmy's old pencil sharpener broke a week before, he got a new one, but this one didn't get the gist of his existence, and he was fresh out of the package, not prepared for what was to cum.
I saw a messed up image that looked like a pencil raping a pencil sharpener, and I was working on another chapter of Aurar's Bottom Adventure (I don't suggest reading it) so I wrote this and. I. Hate. It.
edit: I DO NOT REMEMBER WRITING THAT GOD-AWFUL PUN! I will not be removing it, but please note it had been long enough from when I wrote the tags and the description to when I finished the chapter that I forgot about it.
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- Part 1 of Pencils and Sharpeners don't mix
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The Colored Pencils and Electric Pencil Sharpener by Mr_Salty for Guhhhhh
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09 Aug 2023
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Decades into Jimmy’s life, he took up art classes. His favorite media to use was a watercolor sketchbook and colored pencils, but his pencils broke too often and he had blisters from how they demanded to be sharpened by a hand-held sharpener that made his hand cramp from the awkward position it needed to be held in. He thought to look for something different- something better- like an electric pencil sharpener. Unbeknownst to him, colored pencils and electric pencil sharpeners did not mix.
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- Part 2 of Pencils and Sharpeners don't mix