Can We Please Talk About The Book

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• Fuck The Sun by SeaStarGate

  Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  25 Nov 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Joseph Joestar (JoJo: Battle Tendency)
  • Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli
  • Smokey Brown
  • Wamuu | Wham
  • Kaaz | Cars
  • Dialogue Heavy
  • Comedy
  • College AU
  • Crossdressing
  • bros being bros

  Summary

  Despite it being a literature class Mr. Kars usually spent class ranting about the sun. Which was fine with Smokey and Joseph. They only needed this class for an English requirement. Caesar on the other hand actively like literature and would prefer if they actually talk about the books they were reading. They only had one discussion on their current book, Dracula.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Can We Please Talk About The Book

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  615

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  10

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  89

• German Science by SeaStarGate

  Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  01 Dec 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli
  • Joseph Joestar (JoJo: Battle Tendency)
  • Smokey Brown
  • Rudol von Stroheim
  • Dialogue Heavy
  • Wamuu has like one line so no character tag
  • Comedy
  • Stroheim is very patriotic
  • College AU
  • But I keep on using the word teacher for some reason

  Summary

  “I wouldn’t know, I haven’t read the book,” said Joseph receiving a glare from Caesar.
  “How do you plan on writing a paper then.”
  “I’ll just write how Victor made a monster but if that monster was sunproof, he would have made the ultimate being.”
  “You’re disgusting.”
  “But I’ll get an A either way.”
  “Unfortunately, he’s not wrong,” said Smokey.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Can We Please Talk About The Book

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  429

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  9

  Hits:

  75

• Thank God by SeaStarGate

  Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  05 Dec 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli
  • Joseph Joestar (JoJo: Battle Tendency)
  • Kaaz | Cars
  • Smokey Brown
  • Diavolo (JoJo)
  • Comedy
  • Dialogue Heavy
  • Kars hates the sun
  • I finally use the word professor
  • Alternate Universe - College/University

  Summary

  “Each year there are over three million cases of sunburn, it is clear mankind has yet to evolve to defeat the sun.”
  In an attempt to get back to the text and to bring back Caesar’s sanity, Smokey raised his hand.
  “Yes.”
  “Since we are on the topic of evolution, do you think Frankenstein’s monster is the next step?”
  “Good question.”
  Smokey and Caesar prayed that their professor would allow them to discuss instead of ranting.
  “The answer is no. His proportions are off and he’s not muscular enough.”
  Joseph raised his hand knowing the next interaction would piss off his friend.
  “Yes, Joseph.”
  “Do you believe Frankenstein’s monster fascination with fire relates to the sun?”

  Series

  • Part 3 of Can We Please Talk About The Book

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  579

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  10

  Hits:

  56