NEUD
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Nobody Ends Up Dead in a Bathtub, Everyone Keeps Their Organs by justsome_di
Fandoms: Original Work
24 Nov 2023
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Alex is an ordinary, highly-introverted office worker. He clocks in and out and goes home to his little apartment he shares with his younger sister. He hasn’t dated in years. Until his co-workers set him up on a blind date.
The only issue is he and his date are not on the same page. At all.
While Alex thinks it’s a normal date, Damián is under the impression Alex is a client who paid to be there. No-so-quickly, they realize something is up. It’s all a prank. Damián is a sex worker Alex’s co-workers hired as a sick joke.
After reassuring that they’re both okay, Alex decides he wants revenge for both him and Damián. The plan is to use the stigma of sex work and start a 6-week, scandalous fake dating scheme with a big finale at the office Halloween party. Alex’s co-workers will be too horrified to try to prank him again. At least, that’s the plan.
(heed warnings at the beginning of later chapters)
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- Part 1 of NEUD
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Damián meets Oliver, Diego's four-year-old son.
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“I’ll be right back,” Diego said.“Hurry. I might get lonely in here.”
He left Damián with a glass of wine and crossed the house. Before he reached the door, the bell rang again. And then again. And then again. Diego picked up a jog and wrenched open the front door.
His heart sank, and his shoulders fell.
“Sorry. He wanted to push the doorbell, and then he didn’t stop.”
“Hi, Daddy!”
Four-year-old Oliver bounced into the house with his little backpack strapped to him. Diego’s ex-husband stayed on the front stoop.
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- Part 2 of NEUD
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Alex and Damián's first Christmas together as their little patchwork family.
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It was 6:20 when Damián, freshly showered and convinced he didn’t need any sleep, connected his phone to the Bluetooth speaker in the middle of the living room.
6:21, Leo and Eve bolted up as the first verse of Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” played through the apartment at near-full volume.
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- Part 3 of NEUD