The Infinity-Year-Old Virgin
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Finally, that gets a flush out of Mobius, just a hint of pink around the collar. “Last time I checked, that would fall under the category of sex.”
“Oh, come on,” Loki scoffs, “don’t be ridiculous. Even corporate shills masturbate. It’s good for morale.” A passing drone glares at them and Loki winks at her. Mobius looks definitely uncomfortable now. Loki squints. “Do you have genitals?”
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Apparently there’s no sex in the TVA, so Loki’s going to bother Mobius about it – for entertainment and tactical reasons only, of course.
Takes place during the first two episodes somehow
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- Part 1 of The Infinity-Year-Old Virgin
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“Mobius,” Loki says seriously. “I've been halfway down your esophagus” - and he had, delicately twirling away from Mobius’s gag reflex, it had been a Hel of a night - “but your anus is a step too far?”
Mobius grits his teeth. “Will you stop calling it my anus?”
“What do you want me to call it?” Loki replies, outraged, and then tilts his head, brightening a little. “Pussy?”
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Mobius feels weird about certain sexual acts, Loki is absolutely baffled by this.
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- Part 2 of The Infinity-Year-Old Virgin