i'm gonna kill all the judges
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"If they only wanted a volstrucker to placate, it could’ve been you.”
Astrid grimaces. “No one wants a volstrucker. We are very ugly. They want a hero.”
“I’m not a hero.”
“You are an incurable hero.” It’s why you were never a volstrucker.Trent Ikithon's heir is faced with an impossible, utterly unremarkable decision.
Or, Caleb teaches Astrid a spell for making new person.
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- Part 1 of i'm gonna kill all the judges
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i'll meet judgement by the hounds by necromanticomedy (yelenavasilyevna), yelenavasilyevna
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
31 Dec 2023
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“So,” Eadwulf says, leaning against the table. “Does he need dunamancy, to hold you down—”
“Excuse me.” Essek says. “I am right here—”
“Oh I know, Shadowhand.”
“Former Shadowhand,” Astrid says, mildly.
“Former Shadowhand,” he amends. “Your arms work for anything heavier than a champagne flute?”Eadwulf and Astrid agree to have dinner with Bren's new friend. Eadwulf reminds Bren of what he left behind. Astrid reminds Essek of what he'll never escape.
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- Part 2 of i'm gonna kill all the judges