The Chronicles Of Aziraphale's Flaming Cock

Series Metadata

Listing Series

• Fire and Oysters: Alternatively Titled "The Time Crowley Forgot He Was Fireproof But Had Sex Anyway" by thenerdrant

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  19 Nov 2023

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • biblical references during sex
  • Oral Sex
  • Cunnilingus
  • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
  • Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale's Flaming Cock
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • yes i gave him a literal flaming cock
  • no crowley does not get hurt dont worry
  • does it change colors during sex? yes in fact it does
  • Food Kink
  • Hand Jobs
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
  • Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
  • Pining
  • Teasing
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • because they can
  • Choking
  • Roman Empire
  • but like not in a sexy way crowley just chokes on his food like an idiot

  Summary

  After a more than awkward meal over oysters (in which Crowley almost discorporates himself), Aziraphale invites Crowley back to his room at an inn. Shenanigans happen from there.

  Series

  • Part 1 of The Chronicles Of Aziraphale's Flaming Cock

  Language:

  English

  Words:

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