Steve Rogers: Tooth Fairy Temp
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Dear Satan, for Christmas I want… by neversaydie
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Dec 2015
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"What the heck are you doing here?"
"Heck, really, fat man?" The guy in black steps back and looks Steve up and down, quirking an extremely bitchy eyebrow at his uniform. Steve refuses to be embarrassed at the actually very flattering white fur trim on his sleeves and pants. "Oh, I'm sorry, stacked man. Your rep doesn't do you justice, Klaus."
"I'm a representative. This is just my winter job, okay? I'm a full-time tooth fairy most of the year." Steve scowls and shifts the sack of presents over his shoulder self-consciously. "What are you doing here?"
"Delivering presents for the boss." The guy sticks out his hand with a sharp, toothy grin, red eyes gleaming with mirth. The little nubs of horns above his temples look… glittery. Steve's not going to ask. "Bucky, Satan's Southern go-to guy."
"Steve. Santa in New Mexico through New Jersey." He shakes Bucky's hand reluctantly. "This is kinda my patch, why the hell is Satan delivering presents on Christmas?"
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- Part 1 of Steve Rogers: Tooth Fairy Temp
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Shot To The Heart by neversaydie
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Feb 2016
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"Uh, so remember I told you I hooked up with that demon around Christmas?" He ducks down behind the couple cooing over a little white Yorkie, frantically trying to hide before Bucky turns their way.
"The one with the monster cock? Yeah." Clint casually fires an arrow into a little girl peering cautiously at a tortoise and then turns to Steve with a disgusted expression. "Wait, you didn't mean like a literal monster cock, right? With horns or—"
"No. Not a literal monster cock." Steve cuts him off quickly before that thought can go any further.
[sequel to 'Dear Satan, For Christmas I Want...']
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- Part 2 of Steve Rogers: Tooth Fairy Temp