The Chonkli Chronicles
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The sofa topples backward, knocking a vase off the table on the way. The vase shatters on the floor at the same time as the sofa crashes to the ground, and Childe is left lying on the floor, the snarling creature dangling from his hand, stumpy legs flailing and teeth bared.
It’s fluffy for a rat, and the tail is long and full, covered with sleek brown fur and a golden tuft at the tip. A golden mane frames its face, and twin antlers sit atop its head, a tiny horn poking out from its forehead.
Hang on, this isn’t a rat. In fact, this looks strangely like—
“Childe?” Zhongli’s voice sounds from the direction of the doorway. “Has there been an incident?”
Drat.
When Zhongli brings home a strange creature named "Chonkli", although Zhongli finds himself in possession of a new steadfast companion, Childe finds himself in possession of a new archnemesis.
In which ankles are bitten, beds are invaded, and cups are smashed; living with Chonkli proves to be anything other than a walk in the park.
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- Part 1 of The Chonkli Chronicles
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In which Childe and Chonkli team up to play the ultimate prank on Zhongli. With their expert teamwork and flawless expertise, what could possibly go wrong?
“Come on, Chonkli! Where’s your fighting spirit? We need to come up with that prank for Zhongli. Don’t you remember? Project Thank-And-Prank? One prank to rule them all and in darkness bind them?”
Chonkli opens his eye again and tilts his head to the side.
“It’s a line from a book Father used to— No, never mind. You’re getting up right now, and we’re going to think of this prank. Come on, lazybones!”
Chonkli doesn’t move, so Childe crosses the room and plucks Chonkli from his cushion, much to Chonkli’s dismay. He lets out a disgruntled squeak, legs flailing in the air as Childe marches him to the sofa.
“There.” Childe sets him down on the armrest. “Now you’re going to help me brainstorm.”
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- Part 2 of The Chonkli Chronicles