Sad Ill-Advised Wank

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• Thermos by UselessWhiteCrayon

  Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  15 Aug 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Crowley/Thermos (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale mentioned (Good Omens)
  • Angst
  • sad wanking
  • Its sad boy time
  • Aziraphales thermos
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Angst and Porn
  • Crack and Angst
  • Crowley shoves a thermos up his ass
  • seriously
  • our sad boy snake sits on the thermos
  • Post-Scene: Soho 1967 (Good Omens)
  • based on a twitter comic
  • Improper use of Holy Water thermos’
  • Don't Try This At Home
  • No beta we fall like Crowley
  • surprisingly angsty
  • Embedded Images
  • now with art

  Summary

  Aziraphale leaves Crowley in 1967 with depression and a thermos. What else is a demon supposed to do?

  ——-—

  It’s all in the tags.

  8/1/24 UPDATE: now with art!

  Series

  • Part 1 of Sad Ill-Advised Wank

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,096

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  28

  Kudos:

  255

  Bookmarks:

  18

  Hits:

  3,219

• Pieces by UselessWhiteCrayon

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  07 Jun 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley Mentioned (Good Omens)
  • Angst
  • sad wanking
  • Supreme Archangel Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Post-Season/Series 02
  • Ineffable Divorce | Aziraphale and Crowley Break Up (Good Omens)
  • Crack
  • Crack and Angst
  • Angst and Porn
  • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
  • Crowley's Snake Shed
  • Snake Shed Sleeve
  • Snleeve if you will
  • The Jar in which the Snake Shed is stored
  • The Second coming isn't the only thing that is coming
  • Snake Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Sad ending in line with the ending of season 2
  • Ambiguous/Open Ending

  Summary

  Aziraphale has returned to Heaven, alone and depressed. He finds a way to feel some sort of connection to Crowley, despite being apart.

  Update 9/26/24: NOW WITH ART

  Series

  • Part 2 of Sad Ill-Advised Wank

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,096

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  15

  Kudos:

  63

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  758