Would You Like Some Chemistry With Your History?
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After that, he stops being CAPTOR S and actually becomes Sollux, even though you’re hesitant to venture to the back row again after the spectacle you made of yourself last time (okay, maybe it wasn’t that bad, but King George III was kind of a huge fuckin’ dick and it was funny, even though you shouldn’t be laughing at such things as a grad student). And you probably would have written it off as one embarrassing moment where you failed to be the suave upperclassmen that you were, but it seems that you caught his attention with your pig impression that day.
Because he watches you.
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If there’s one thing you’ve learned about Sollux over the course of your relationship, it’s that he has no tact. Literally none. He sent you a text telling you that your beloved betta fish died literally minutes before one of your biggest presentations of the semester. Sometimes he does it to be a dick, but in cases like what happened to Napoleon, it’s because it just doesn’t occur to him to think of the timing in relation to what’s he’s saying. You find a certain amount of it charming, you have to unless you want to go completely out of your skull with irritation, but you’re sitting in a crowded Mexican restaurant with a chip full of salsa halfway to your mouth and he just asked you if you’d be interested in fucking him. Like he was asking about whether or not you wanted to stop for ice cream on the way home.
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