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If there’s one thing you’ve learned about Sollux over the course of your relationship, it’s that he has no tact. Literally none. He sent you a text telling you that your beloved betta fish died literally minutes before one of your biggest presentations of the semester. Sometimes he does it to be a dick, but in cases like what happened to Napoleon, it’s because it just doesn’t occur to him to think of the timing in relation to what’s he’s saying. You find a certain amount of it charming, you have to unless you want to go completely out of your skull with irritation, but you’re sitting in a crowded Mexican restaurant with a chip full of salsa halfway to your mouth and he just asked you if you’d be interested in fucking him. Like he was asking about whether or not you wanted to stop for ice cream on the way home.
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