“The laziest of the Fatui”
"That boy, he's as lazy as can be. If he had no other value the Fatui would have kicked him out for his lack of work ethic and ambition. However, he has the strangest ability to see the easiest path to victory. He also has an inherent understanding of 'equal exchange' his understanding is nearly perfect." —The Captain, First of the Fatui
A boy who once learned the concept of equal exchange, and has since never done work unless it suits him, or he gains equal or greater to what he gives. He once cheated on a school competency exam in order to receive cake and pocket money from his father. However he miscalculated and accidentally achieved a perfect score, then the Fatui took interest and 'recruited' him into their ranks expecting him to be a prodigy. The first thing he said was, "I cheated on that exam, can I be dismissed?" Shock crossed the face of his new mentor, a man named Mister Dimitri, and the boy was eventually brought before the Harbinger known as 'Regrator.' He would eventually find himself among the recruits given to "The Captain."