Sexytimes With Deadpool
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This series is just a buncha stories about yours truly, the Merc with the Mouth, gettin’ it on with various ladies and gentlemen and other people.
{And by yourself.}
The greaaaatest looooove of alll…
Anywho, don’t bother looking for the plot, ’cause you won’t find it with a microscope. This is all porn, baby! And maybe a little humour. (Yeah, I spelled it with a U. Canadian, remember? Suck it, autocorrect!)
I’m thinking I need something punchy to end this summary with, like a slogan kinda thing. Hmm. Okay, I got it! How about “Deadpool: The Other White Meat”?
{… What?}
[No. Just… no.]
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- Part 1 of Sexytimes With Deadpool
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Usually I’m not the kinda guy to end things prematurely, but you may have noticed that a certain scene in my movie (I know you know the one I mean) got cut off before it really had a chance to get started. So here it is, for all your perverted pegging pleasure: my full-length, uncut account of International Women’s Day.
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- Part 2 of Sexytimes With Deadpool
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Deadpool here. D’you think maybe Cable has TOO many muscles? Ha! Trick question! No such thing.
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- Part 3 of Sexytimes With Deadpool
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So this story is about the time I fucked up—
[ONE of the times you fucked up]
—and pissed off Shiklah, my wife. She decided to punish me with the help of a couple of her henchdemons, and kinky fun was had by all.
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- Part 4 of Sexytimes With Deadpool
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What is it about Spidey that gets me so worked up? The sassy banter? The lithe physique? The skin-tight spandex? The bondage?
[Bingo.]
{It’s totally the bondage.}
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- Part 5 of Sexytimes With Deadpool