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1. Sexytimes With Deadpool (Intro) by skepwith

   Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   29 Apr 2016

   Tags

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   • Wade Wilson
   • talking boxes
   • Humor
   • humour (Canadian humor)
   • Masturbation
   • PWP
   • breaking the fourth wall and jizzing all over it

   Summary

   This series is just a buncha stories about yours truly, the Merc with the Mouth, gettin’ it on with various ladies and gentlemen and other people.

   {And by yourself.}

   The greaaaatest looooove of alll…

   Anywho, don’t bother looking for the plot, ’cause you won’t find it with a microscope. This is all porn, baby! And maybe a little humour. (Yeah, I spelled it with a U. Canadian, remember? Suck it, autocorrect!)

   I’m thinking I need something punchy to end this summary with, like a slogan kinda thing. Hmm. Okay, I got it! How about “Deadpool: The Other White Meat”?

   {… What?}

   [No. Just… no.]

   Series

   • Part 1 of Sexytimes With Deadpool

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   451

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   81

   Bookmarks:

   4

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